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Bill!

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Bill!

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- Brush your teeth?
- Hm-hmm.

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- Breakfast ready?
- Hm-hmm, soon as your father gets down.

5
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- I'm hungry.
- So am I.

6
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My gray jumper with the white blouse.
What are you wearing?

7
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Phyllis, get off that phone
and get dressed. It's 7:30.

8
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All right, Mom.
Goodbye, Joycie. See you at school.

9
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Bill... Bill.

10
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Bill!

11
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- Oh, hello, Amy.
- Hello, Bill! Come on, up!

12
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Right away, right away.

13
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I'm terribly sorry to have
to disturb you like this,

14
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but you do have a job, you know.

15
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Gee, I wish you'd waited
two more minutes.

16
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Why?

17
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I was just about to make a choice.

18
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Choice about what?

19
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I was having a dream.

20
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About me?

21
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You were kind of a part of it.

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It was before we were married
and I had to make up my mind.

23
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I could go to the North Pole
with Admiral Byrd

24
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or I could marry you.

25
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- What did you decide?
- I didn't. You woke me up.

26
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- You mean you had some doubts?
- Oh, honey, it was just a dream.

27
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- Amy!
- Hm?

28
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How long have we been married?

29
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We're having an anniversary in two weeks
and you were there for the wedding.

30
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Figure it out for yourself.

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Amy, are you happy?

32
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At 7:30 in the morning,
what kind of a question is that?

33
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I don't know, I don't know,
I was just thinking about us.

34
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You know, this is it, Amy.

35
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The pattern's all set,
you and me and the kids, this is it.

36
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I'm never going to the North Pole
with Admiral Byrd, you're...

37
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- Byrd went to the South Pole.
- Well, this time he was going to the North Pole.

38
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I don't know, he had some kind
of a defroster or something...

39
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Anyway, what difference does it make?
I'm never gonna go there.

40
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I'll just go on working
for the Woodruff Department Store,

41
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you go on raising the kids,
one day we'll be old...

42
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and nothing will happen.

43
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Is that what you think about us?

44
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Oh no, dear. I love you,
I love the kids...

45
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- But I want...
- You want to go to the North Pole.

46
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Yeah, well why not?

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Because for one thing,
you're not dressed properly.

48
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You'd freeze to death.

49
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And for another...

50
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breakfast will be ready in ten minutes.

51
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Mom, is it all right for Dorothy and me
to collect specimens after school today?

52
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You know perfectly well today's
Cynthia Woodruff's birthday party.

53
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But I don't like Cynthia Woodruff.
Why do I have to go?

54
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Because Mr...

55
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Phyllis, I wish you'd stop taking
this telephone upstairs.

56
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Because Mr. Woodruff expects
the children of all of his executives

57
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to come to his daughter's
birthday party.

58
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It's slavery, that's what it is.

59
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But why do I have to go
to that birthday party?

60
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For the same reason
I can't go to the North Pole.

61
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- Bye, kids.
- Bye, Pop.

62
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See you tonight.

63
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- Bye, dear.
- Good-bye.

64
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Oh, Bill...

65
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Would you mind bringing home
a case of club soda? Tonight is...

66
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Oh, it's Wednesday, yes...

67
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The gang's coming over to play canasta.

68
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Every Wednesday, week end, week out,
we play canasta.

69
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Amy, listen, let's...
let's be daring.

70
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Next week let's play on Thursday.

71
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No, it would be too much
of a shock to everybody.

72
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- Hi, Bill.
- Hi, Pete.

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What are you doing
with these dresses down here?

74
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He sniffed us upstairs this morning.
Gave them an awful sour look.

75
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- Sure, he bought them.
- He's forgotten that.

76
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- Wanted to know why they're not moving.
- So you moved them down here.

77
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- That's it.
- Oh, very good.

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Come on, Joe.

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Mr. Lawrence.
- Yeah?

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- Mr. Woodruff wants to see you in his office.
- Okay, thank you.

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Good morning, Marion.
Balcony, huh.

82
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Good morning, Freddie, Alice.
- Hello, Bill.

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Mr. Lawrence and Mr. Burns are here.

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Send them right in.

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- Proceed at your own risk.
- Hm, one of those mornings.

86
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One of those mornings,
Monday to Saturday.

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Good morning, Mr. Woodruff.

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Good morning.
Sit down both of you.

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Gentlemen, I just looked down
at the main floor.

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I counted 24 salesgirls
and eight customers.

91
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Now, you're supposed to be
two bright, ambitious young men,

92
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what are we going to do about it?

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Well, Bill?

94
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Hm... I'm just thinking, sir.

95
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- Yes, Fred?
- Mr. Woodruff,

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I think we all have to get together,

97
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put our shoulders to the wheel
and push.

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Push what? Where?
Or even whom?

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- Well, what I meant is that if we..
- I know what you meant.

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I don't want slogans. I want ideas
that can ring up in the cash registrars.

101
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I can remember back in 1943

102
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when we had 24 salesgirls
and 200 customers.

103
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Oh, well, but there was war
going on in 1943.

104
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Now there's a man who knows history.

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I'm not asking for 1943 to come back.

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All I want is to be able
to look down at that floor

107
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and see that we don't outnumber
the customers.

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Mr. Woodruff, I don't think
this is the kind of a problem

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we can solve just off the cuff.

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All right.
We'll have a conference next Wednesday.

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Maybe you'll be able
to contribute something by then.

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- All right...
- Just a minute, I'm not through.

113
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I'm going to Europe next month.

114
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Somehow Mrs. Woodruff has persuaded me
that what I need is a trip to Europe.

115
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She's also of the opinion that either of you

116
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is capable of running the store
in my absence.

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I only hope she's right.

118
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No need to come back from Europe
and find a vacant lot where the store is.

119
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Naturally, there'll be an increase in salary.

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And the title, vice-president.
That's all, gentlemen.

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Oh, just one thing more.

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Those polka dot dresses
in the $19.95 department,

123
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You bought fifty of them last month.
There are only 49 left.

124
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I'd like to sell them
before the dots fade.

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Yes sir, I know about that,
Pete Spooner...

126
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I don't care who sells them,
just sell them.

127
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That's all!

128
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Well, Bill, may the best man win.

129
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Oh, I wish I'd said that.

130
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Hi, Pop!

131
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Hiya, son.

132
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- Hello, darling.
- Hi.

133
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- Get everything?
- Yeah, there's the soda.

134
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- Here.
- What's that?

135
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- Open it.
For me?

136
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- Yeah.
- What is it?

137
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Open it up and find out what it is.

138
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Oh, Bill!

139
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It's lovely!
But why? What's the occasion?

140
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Well. if you're going to be the wife
of the vice-president

141
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of Woodruff Department Store,
you just have to dress differently.

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- When did this happen?
- It hasn't happened,

143
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maybe in the next three weeks.

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- It's between me and Fred Burns.
- Fred Burns?

145
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Congratulations.

146
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- Telephone.
- Oh, I'll get it.

147
00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,590
- Hello?
- Hello, New York is calling Mr. William J. Lawrence.

148
00:09:05,791 --> 00:09:07,691
Oh, just a moment, Mr. Lawrence.

149
00:09:09,392 --> 00:09:11,239
I have Mr. Lawrence for you now.

150
00:09:11,339 --> 00:09:13,550
Hello, is this Mr. William J. Lawrence

151
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of 5960 Lyndon Avenue,
Glenville, Indiana?

152
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This is the Federal Broadcasting System,
Mr. Lawrence.

153
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Will you be at home tonight between
nine and ten o'clock

154
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to listen to 'Name the Mystery Husband',
on the Federal Broadcasting System?

155
00:09:26,239 --> 00:09:27,840
'Name the Mystery Husband'.

156
00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:31,340
Well, I can be home.
What's this all about?

157
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Your telephone number has been selected

158
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as one of those to be called
during the program tonight.

159
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You'll have a chance
at the $24.000 jackpot.

160
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$24.000, eh?

161
00:09:41,442 --> 00:09:43,963
Oh, sure, sure, yeah, I'll be home.

162
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Yeah, we're having some friends in.

163
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Good. We have to be sure,
so the program can go right along...

164
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without any don't answers or busies.

165
00:09:50,746 --> 00:09:52,810
Now, please don't use your phone
between nine and ten

166
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so the line will be open for us
when we call.

167
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Yeah, all right.

168
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All right, good-bye.

169
00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:15,021
Bill, take those glasses
into the living room, will you?

170
00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:17,620
Wait, you can take these too,
it'll only be a second.

171
00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,900
- All right.
- Who was that on the phone?

172
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,311
That was the Federal Broadcasting System,
if you please.

173
00:10:23,411 --> 00:10:25,360
And they want me to be home
between nine and ten

174
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:30,240
so I can name the Mystery Husband
and win the $24.000 jackpot.

175
00:10:30,341 --> 00:10:31,942
Feeling pretty good, aren't you?

176
00:10:32,042 --> 00:10:33,838
Get the ice out for me,
will you, dear?

177
00:10:34,439 --> 00:10:35,539
Who was it?

178
00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:39,459
Mabel Spooner, pretending
she's a radio station.

179
00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:42,739
Honestly, that Mabel.
Pete probably put her up to it.

180
00:10:42,839 --> 00:10:45,239
I went along with the gag.
I told her I'd be home.

181
00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:49,361
Are you sure it was Mabel Spooner?

182
00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:50,941
Oh, certainly.

183
00:10:51,642 --> 00:10:53,643
What did you say
the name of the program was?

184
00:10:53,743 --> 00:10:55,344
Name the Mystery Husband.

185
00:10:55,444 --> 00:10:59,159
- And win the trillion dollar jackpot.
- No, it's a $24.000 jackpot.

186
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,160
What, Tommy?

187
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,739
I don't know what you win, Mommy,
but it's something fierce.

188
00:11:02,839 --> 00:11:04,459
Can I stay up and listen to it?

189
00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,559
Are you sure that wasn't the Federal
Broadcasting System that called you?

190
00:11:07,659 --> 00:11:09,938
- I don't know.
- Gee, did they call us?

191
00:11:10,038 --> 00:11:12,738
- Somebody called us, son.
- Wee, do you know the answer?

192
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,659
- No, no I don't.
- Now, Tommy, don't get excited.

193
00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:17,038
It's just some of our friends
trying to play a joke on your father.

194
00:11:17,138 --> 00:11:19,720
- That's right, Tommy, just a gag.
- Now go on up and take your bath.

195
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:22,838
Gee whiz, what kind of a thing
is that to joke about?

196
00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:25,019
- You sure?
- I'm positive.

197
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,920
Are you?

198
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,739
I don't know, Amy. Why would
the Broadcasting Company call me?

199
00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:33,519
Oh, just taking a number
out of the book.

200
00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:35,448
The odds are one in ten million.

201
00:11:35,548 --> 00:11:37,379
Why did they call me just as soon
as I came home?

202
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,939
Why didn't they call me this afternoon?

203
00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:41,739
It must have been Mabel Spooner.
She knows I was at the store.

204
00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:45,940
I think you ought to listen, Dad.
Gee, it's the chance of a lifetime.

205
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,161
Tommy, I told you it was just a gag.
Now go on upstairs.

206
00:11:48,261 --> 00:11:51,737
- Yes, go on.
- Okay, okay.

207
00:11:53,238 --> 00:11:56,237
Well, anyway, as soon as I hear
Mabel Spooner's voice, I'll know.

208
00:12:05,538 --> 00:12:08,459
Hi!
Hi, Bill

209
00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,238
- Hello, Bill.
- Hello, Allie.

210
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,439
- Hello, Ann.
- Say, where's Amy?

211
00:12:11,539 --> 00:12:12,840
She's upstairs.
Be down in a minute.

212
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,458
Here, Mabel. Let me take your coat.
How are you?

213
00:12:15,558 --> 00:12:17,458
- Hello, everybody.
- Hello, Amy!

214
00:12:17,558 --> 00:12:18,538
Hello, Pete.

215
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,259
I'm going right straight home.

216
00:12:20,359 --> 00:12:22,840
- Say that again.
- I'm going right straight home.

217
00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,261
- What's the matter?
- Matter?

218
00:12:24,361 --> 00:12:26,542
Take a look!
We're wearing the same dress.

219
00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:28,908
Don't blame me.
He made me buy it.

220
00:12:29,008 --> 00:12:31,809
- Well, Bill?
- I don't think so.

221
00:12:31,909 --> 00:12:33,937
What do you mean you don't think so.
Of course he made me buy it.

222
00:12:34,037 --> 00:12:36,008
He made every department head
buy one, didn't he?

223
00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:38,409
No, Pete.
This is something else.

224
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:41,498
Whatever it is, this is one creation
he's returning tomorrow morning.

225
00:12:41,598 --> 00:12:43,688
Now hold on, Mabel.
I want you to repeat after me,

226
00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:46,038
'This is the Federal Broadcasting System'.

227
00:12:46,138 --> 00:12:48,118
- I most certainly will not!
- Oh, go on.

228
00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:49,858
Hey, what's the idea?
We come on our own night.

229
00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:50,859
What is it, Bill?

230
00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:52,860
- You'd better tell her...
- I will not!

231
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,258
You're gonna feel like an awful dope
if it isn't a gag.

232
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,859
All right, all right.
Well, I got a call a little while ago

233
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and they were going to call me on this
'Name the Mystery Husband' Broadcast

234
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:05,561
and if I answer the right thing,
I win the $24.000 jackpot.

235
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,662
$24.000!

236
00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:09,537
Tell the truth.
Did you make that call?

237
00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:11,687
Me? Why would I do a thing like that?

238
00:13:11,787 --> 00:13:13,288
$24.000, Bill!

239
00:13:13,388 --> 00:13:16,289
You won't have to work another day
as long as you live.

240
00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:18,347
All right, come on now,
you've all had your fun.

241
00:13:18,447 --> 00:13:19,737
Now which one of you gals called me?

242
00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:21,936
- Gangway, gangway!
- Pete, where are you going?

243
00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:24,236
I'm gonna call the McDougalls and the Browns
and tell them to get right over here.

244
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:27,418
This is the biggest thing that's hit
Glenville since the tornado.

245
00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:33,519
- Everybody drink up now.
- Oh, here, Bill!

246
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,257
Hey, isn't anybody
going to play canasta?

247
00:13:38,357 --> 00:13:39,837
In a while, Harry.

248
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,259
Bill, come out here.
I want to talk to you.

249
00:13:44,359 --> 00:13:46,839
- I'll fix that, sorry.
- We'll be right back.

250
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:54,235
That's enough of that.
You have to keep your wits about you.

251
00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,257
- Bill, we have to do something about this.
- Do something about what?

252
00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:02,357
Try to find out who the mystery husband is.

253
00:14:02,457 --> 00:14:05,557
Oh, Amy, if we win, we win.
If we lose, what's the difference?

254
00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:07,057
Everybody's having a lot of fun.

255
00:14:07,157 --> 00:14:09,738
Fun? Bill Lawrence,
I don't get you at all.

256
00:14:09,838 --> 00:14:12,859
You work a full year at Woodruff's
for $7,500

257
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,160
and here you have a chance
to win $24.000

258
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,337
and you don't even lift your finger
to do anything about it.

259
00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:18,448
What do you want me to do?

260
00:14:18,548 --> 00:14:21,819
Mabel says that Walter Winchell's always
giving tips on jackpot programs.

261
00:14:21,919 --> 00:14:24,957
Maybe somebody knows
who the mystery husband is.

262
00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:27,806
- Who?
- Maybe somebody in radio, maybe.

263
00:14:27,906 --> 00:14:30,156
I don't know anybody in radio.

264
00:14:30,256 --> 00:14:32,937
Don't we know somebody
who might know somebody?

265
00:14:33,037 --> 00:14:34,508
Look, it's too late anyway.

266
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:38,436
It's 8:15 now, the program
goes on in 45 minutes...

267
00:14:38,536 --> 00:14:40,156
- Harry Summers.
- What about him?

268
00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:41,737
Newspapermen know everybody.

269
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,156
Good, do you know where he is?

270
00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:45,537
It's his regular poker night.
I know exactly where he is.

271
00:14:45,737 --> 00:14:49,458
It does make sense, Bill.
After all, $24.000.

272
00:14:49,558 --> 00:14:52,156
Suppose Woodruff doesn't make you
vice-president, who cares?

273
00:14:52,256 --> 00:14:54,866
That's right, dear.
I keep dialing the wrong number.

274
00:14:58,235 --> 00:15:01,067
- Harry?
- Yes, Bill, this is Harry.

275
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,935
Yeah.

276
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,157
Yeah.

277
00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:07,036
You don't say!
What do you know? My, my, my.

278
00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:09,736
- In the spot, Harry?
- No, deal me out.

279
00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:11,657
I don't know how I can help you, Bill.
I make it a point...

280
00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:13,535
not to listen to giveaway programs.

281
00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:15,136
Who do I know now?

282
00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:19,736
Walter Winchell? We're in the same business,
but I don't know him.

283
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:20,787
Hold on.

284
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,935
Say, any of you fellows ever listen
to The Mystery Husband broadcast?

285
00:15:24,035 --> 00:15:25,616
- No, no...
- Crazy two.

286
00:15:26,017 --> 00:15:28,117
No, nobody here ever heard of it.

287
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,136
I'd like to help you, Bill, but...
Hey, wait a minute.

288
00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:33,127
I know just the guy.
A songwriter.

289
00:15:33,227 --> 00:15:36,038
He lives in New York.
It's a long shot, nut he might know.

290
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,176
- Tell him to call him.
- Call him, will you, Harry?

291
00:15:38,276 --> 00:15:40,276
I'll pay for it.
It's worth a long-distance call.

292
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,577
You know, this is $24.000!

293
00:15:42,677 --> 00:15:44,456
Okay, call you right back.

294
00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,485
Deal me out a couple of hands,
will ya?

295
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:00,379
Hello?

296
00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:02,080
Yeah, this as Al Stern.

297
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,181
Oh, hello, Harry.
How are you, kiddy?

298
00:16:04,281 --> 00:16:05,822
Good, good.

299
00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:08,263
What?
Name the Mystery Husband?

300
00:16:08,363 --> 00:16:10,055
Oh, the radio program.

301
00:16:10,155 --> 00:16:13,135
Yes, as a matter of fact I did hear
something about that just the other day.

302
00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:15,456
Well now, I don't know for sure, Harry,

303
00:16:15,556 --> 00:16:17,855
Look, you're gonna check with
a couple of other people about this article...

304
00:16:17,955 --> 00:16:20,935
because I wouldn't want this fellow
to blame me if I was wrong.

305
00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:23,157
All right, then I'll tell you
what I know.

306
00:16:23,257 --> 00:16:26,338
I really don't know anything,
it's just what I hear around.

307
00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:30,655
They're saying that it's either
Harry James or Charles MacArthur.

308
00:16:30,755 --> 00:16:33,235
Charlie McCarthy?
How can he be married?

309
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,937
No, not Charlie McCarthy,
Charles MacArthur.

310
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,137
The writer who's married to Helen Hayes.

311
00:16:41,238 --> 00:16:43,034
Harry James or General MacArthur.

312
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,336
Or Charles MacArthur... who's he?

313
00:16:45,436 --> 00:16:47,655
Oh, Helen Hayes, I get it.

314
00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:50,556
It's the best information I can get,
but look, pal...

315
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:52,557
don't blame me
if it isn't either one of them.

316
00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:54,735
It might even be some third guy
we never heard of.

317
00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:57,155
Yeah, I know, Harry,
and thanks a lot, Harry.

318
00:16:57,255 --> 00:16:58,156
So long.

319
00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,657
Well, it's either Harry James
or Charles MacArthur.

320
00:17:00,757 --> 00:17:02,057
Or somebody else.

321
00:17:02,157 --> 00:17:04,037
Well, that's help!

322
00:17:05,238 --> 00:17:07,324
Hey, I'd better turn on the radio,
it's five minutes to nine.

323
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:09,954
- The radio is on.
- Yeah, well, I'll turn it on in the car.

324
00:17:10,054 --> 00:17:11,434
- What for?
- So we can hear it over all this noise.

325
00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:14,898
- You'll get it from both sides.
- Good, I'll open the dining-room windows.

326
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:20,133
9 p.m., America, and time for...

327
00:17:21,134 --> 00:17:23,454
Name the Mystery Husband.

328
00:17:23,554 --> 00:17:25,575
Brought to you through
the courtesy of Rex...

329
00:17:25,675 --> 00:17:27,636
the King of Soaps.

330
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:31,657
♪ Mary had a little lamb,
it's fleece was white as snow ♪

331
00:17:31,757 --> 00:17:36,034
♪ And Mary's clothes are just as bright,
she uses Rex, you know. ♪

332
00:17:36,134 --> 00:17:40,334
♪ Oodles of bubbles and bushels of suds,
with Rex, Rex, Rex. ♪

333
00:17:40,535 --> 00:17:43,154
Yes, friends, Rex is king in my house.

334
00:17:43,254 --> 00:17:46,533
Because he makes things so clean,
I feel like a queen.

335
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,933
And now we bring you
our Master of Ceremony,

336
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:52,216
the man who would rather give things away
than be president.

337
00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:54,232
Larry Haines!

338
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:02,774
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
well, we're back together again.

339
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,155
Ten weeks and still no one has been able

340
00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:07,236
to guess the identity of the mystery husband.

341
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:12,337
The jackpot has now reached the colossal
sum of $24.000 in prizes.

342
00:18:12,437 --> 00:18:15,733
All you have to do is name
the mystery husband.

343
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:19,714
So stay close to your telephone.
We may call anyone of you any minute.

344
00:18:19,814 --> 00:18:23,531
Now listen closely.
There's a clue in every line.

345
00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:26,632
Here is the mystery husband himself.

346
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:30,733
<i>Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue,</i>

347
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,835
<i>Farewell my love, I'm off anew</i>

348
00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:36,535
<i>You can't see me, but I'll see you,</i>

349
00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:40,036
<i>Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue.</i>

350
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,053
What do you think?

351
00:18:42,153 --> 00:18:43,634
I think I need a drink.

352
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,255
Well, there you are, ladies and gentlemen,
it's up to you.

353
00:18:46,355 --> 00:18:49,435
And now for the complete list
of the jackpot prizes.

354
00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:56,632
An International sterling-silver
coffee service.

355
00:18:56,732 --> 00:18:58,753
- A $2.000 Moray diamond ring.

356
00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:00,453
A Sherman Williams paint and varnish supply

357
00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:02,494
for your entire house inside and out.

358
00:19:02,594 --> 00:19:05,613
Venetian blinds and window styling
throughout by Kirsch Company.

359
00:19:05,713 --> 00:19:08,394
A magnificent suite of Dixel
bedroom furniture.

360
00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:11,232
- A Westinghouse refrigerator.
- A Westinghouse electric range.

361
00:19:11,332 --> 00:19:13,493
Amy, you've got most of those things.

362
00:19:13,794 --> 00:19:15,695
I'll just throw them out.

363
00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:16,953
A Westinghouse Laundromat

364
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:18,354
A General Electric sink

365
00:19:18,454 --> 00:19:21,235
combining garbage disposal unit
and automatic dishwasher

366
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:23,953
Bill, you can throw Amy out!

367
00:19:24,053 --> 00:19:25,554
A Kelvinator home freezer...

368
00:19:25,654 --> 00:19:29,353
plus a three year supply of Libby's
frozen fruits and vegetables.

369
00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:31,653
A complete steer dressed and delivered
to your home...

370
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,332
by the Premium Meatpacking
Corporation of Kansas City.

371
00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:37,031
$2.000 worth of deciduous pest-free

372
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:39,631
and budded fruit trees
from the Arnold Nursery.

373
00:19:39,731 --> 00:19:43,231
An airplane trip for two people
to New York City by TWA...

374
00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:46,631
with all expenses paid for two weeks
at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel.

375
00:19:46,731 --> 00:19:51,186
A French maid for two weeks selected
by the Knickerbocker Domestic Bureau.

376
00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:54,336
I wouldn't take that trip.
I'd stay home with that French maid.

377
00:19:54,437 --> 00:19:57,992
The new Arthur Godfrey
baritone ukulele by Vega.

378
00:19:58,092 --> 00:20:02,632
- A Baldwin baby grand piano.
- Twelve $100 Volta wristwatches.

379
00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,352
Your portrait painted in oils

380
00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:07,052
by the famous Greenwich Village artist
Hilda Jones.

381
00:20:07,152 --> 00:20:10,532
Seven thousand five hundred cans
of Campbell's delicious soup.

382
00:20:10,632 --> 00:20:12,733
A new Ford custom-built station wagon.

383
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:16,534
A Palomino pony from the Knight
Breeding Farms of Lexington, Kentucky.

384
00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:18,952
Your house done over completely
from cellar to attic

385
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,331
by the world famous Leslie,
of Harrington Interiors.

386
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:25,052
An Evans circular outdoor
portable swimming-pool.

387
00:20:25,152 --> 00:20:29,353
Six $100 hats styled and created
by the famous Jacques of Fifth Avenue.

388
00:20:29,453 --> 00:20:35,552
A Mandeville 5-in-1 combination Radio, Television,
Phonograph, Wire recorder, and Bar,

389
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,593
complete with two dozen drinking glasses.

390
00:20:37,693 --> 00:20:41,794
A prairie-schooner trailer completely equipped
to live in or for travelling.

391
00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:43,752
And all these fabulous prizes are yours

392
00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:46,031
if you name the mystery husband.

393
00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:48,132
Operator, place that first call.

394
00:20:54,932 --> 00:20:56,932
Hey, Amy, look...

395
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,406
Oh, Bill, you promised
you wouldn't drink too much.

396
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,231
Are you listening, America?

397
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:09,332
- Hello!
- Hello, to whom am I speaking, operator?

398
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,730
This is Gray Simpson of 2489 Grant Avenue,

399
00:21:13,229 --> 00:21:15,131
Hoboken, New Jersey!

400
00:21:16,432 --> 00:21:19,703
Canasta, anyone?
You've got some awful good hands here.

401
00:21:19,803 --> 00:21:22,113
Hello, Mrs. Simpson,
do you know who this is?

402
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,181
Yes, that's right,
your old friend, Larry Haines.

403
00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:28,731
There's $24.000 in prizes waiting for you.

404
00:21:28,832 --> 00:21:33,032
But first, Mrs. Simpson, can you give me
the answer to this riddle?

405
00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:39,034
♪ Little Nanny Etticoat
in a white petticoat ♪

406
00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:41,434
♪ And a red nose. ♪

407
00:21:41,565 --> 00:21:46,335
♪ The longer she stays,
the shorter she grows. ♪

408
00:21:46,836 --> 00:21:50,737
Well, Mrs. Simpson, who or what
is Little Nan Etticoat?

409
00:21:50,837 --> 00:21:52,631
Petticoat, petticoat...

410
00:21:52,731 --> 00:21:55,832
- It's a candle, Daddy, a candle.
- What's that, Mrs. Simpson?

411
00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:57,251
- Shh!
- A candle?

412
00:21:57,351 --> 00:22:00,930
That is absolutely right, Mrs. Simpson,
out there in Hoboken, New Jersey.

413
00:22:01,431 --> 00:22:03,841
Don't go to bed, Tommy.
Just stay right where you are.

414
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:05,483
Don't leave me, son.

415
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:06,751
Now, Mrs. Simpson,

416
00:22:06,851 --> 00:22:10,352
you have won the chance to guess
the name of the mystery husband.

417
00:22:10,452 --> 00:22:13,131
Listen to him closely.
Here he is.

418
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:16,823
Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue,

419
00:22:16,923 --> 00:22:19,824
Farewell, my love, I'm off anew.

420
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:22,825
<i>You can't see me, but I'll see you</i>

421
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:26,029
<i>Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue,</i>

422
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:32,030
All right, Mrs. Simpson, can you guess?

423
00:22:32,631 --> 00:22:33,972
What's that?

424
00:22:34,072 --> 00:22:35,072
What?

425
00:22:35,473 --> 00:22:37,473
Would you mind repeating that, please?

426
00:22:38,229 --> 00:22:42,374
Oh, I am awfully sorry,
that is not correct.

427
00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:46,896
But we are going to send you
a full-year supply of Rex,

428
00:22:46,996 --> 00:22:50,760
the King of Soaps, and six pedigreed
boxer puppies.

429
00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:52,731
Operator, the next call, please.

430
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:53,931
Play, boys!

431
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,529
- What do you suppose she said?
- I don't know.

432
00:22:57,330 --> 00:23:00,830
Stand by, America.
Your phone may ring any minute.

433
00:23:05,331 --> 00:23:07,732
It's either Harry James
or Douglas MacArthur.

434
00:23:07,832 --> 00:23:08,753
What?

435
00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:11,629
What are you talking about, Bill?
This is Eddy Dexter.

436
00:23:11,729 --> 00:23:14,335
We wondered if you and Amy could
come over for some bridge.

437
00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:17,229
Bridge? Are you crazy?
Now hang up the phone...

438
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,851
I can't talk to you.
What's the matter with him?

439
00:23:19,951 --> 00:23:22,480
- Who was it?
- Eddie Dexter. He wants us to play bridge.

440
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,401
Really, he's the only one in town
who doesn't know what's going on.

441
00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:27,381
What a time to call a guy!

442
00:23:32,481 --> 00:23:33,781
Bridge!

443
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:38,282
Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue

444
00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:41,227
Farewell my love, I'm off anew

445
00:23:41,328 --> 00:23:44,328
You can't see me, but I'll see you

446
00:23:44,429 --> 00:23:47,428
Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue.

447
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:54,428
Well, Mr. Genson,
who is the mystery husband?

448
00:23:55,429 --> 00:23:57,230
Oh, you don't know?

449
00:23:57,330 --> 00:23:58,451
You want to guess?

450
00:23:58,551 --> 00:24:01,531
Oh no, it's not me.
I'm not married.

451
00:24:03,832 --> 00:24:06,649
I'm awfully sorry, Mr. Genson.

452
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:09,799
But we are going to send you
a full-year supply of Rex,

453
00:24:09,899 --> 00:24:11,180
the King of Soaps.

454
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,728
And a free gift subscription to a complete course

455
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:15,929
of dancing lessons from Veloz and Yolanda.

456
00:24:16,029 --> 00:24:17,450
Happy rhumba, Mr. Genson!

457
00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:18,451
Play, boys!

458
00:24:18,551 --> 00:24:19,831
Excuse me, Daddy.

459
00:24:23,032 --> 00:24:24,333
Hey!

460
00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:27,354
Give me that telephone!
What do you think you're doing?

461
00:24:27,454 --> 00:24:29,765
What did I do?
I didn't do anything!

462
00:24:29,865 --> 00:24:32,235
Everybody hates me!

463
00:24:37,236 --> 00:24:39,236
It's 15 minutes gone already

464
00:24:44,737 --> 00:24:49,036
Oh, I'm awfully sorry, Mr. Sylvester,
that is not correct.

465
00:24:49,737 --> 00:24:53,148
But we are going to send you
a full-year supply of Rex,

466
00:24:53,248 --> 00:24:54,498
the King of Soaps...

467
00:24:54,598 --> 00:24:59,178
and a genuine Bronson stainless-steel,
lifetime guaranteed automatic egg-beater.

468
00:24:59,278 --> 00:25:00,778
Play boys!

469
00:25:01,779 --> 00:25:04,226
Only 8 minutes left.

470
00:25:07,827 --> 00:25:08,927
Amy.

471
00:25:13,628 --> 00:25:16,149
- Daddy!
- Shh-shh, quiet!

472
00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,929
Daddy, I'm stuck.

473
00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:19,231
What?

474
00:25:19,331 --> 00:25:22,232
My head's stuck.
I can't get it out.

475
00:25:22,332 --> 00:25:25,748
For heaven's sake, how did you get it
in there in the first place?

476
00:25:25,848 --> 00:25:28,479
- I don't know, I was just listening.
- All right now, take it easy.

477
00:25:28,579 --> 00:25:31,879
Pull, pull, pull, hard.

478
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,001
- Daddy, take that! Go ahead, go ahead!
Don't worry about me.

479
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,227
All right, just don't go away.

480
00:25:40,728 --> 00:25:43,449
Bill!
It's our phone.

481
00:25:43,549 --> 00:25:45,529
- Bill!
- What's the matter?

482
00:25:46,030 --> 00:25:47,430
He's out! He's out!

483
00:25:48,931 --> 00:25:50,631
Somebody answer the phone!

484
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,532
You get the phone!

485
00:25:52,733 --> 00:25:54,933
Wake up, Bill!
Wake up!

486
00:25:56,834 --> 00:25:58,634
- Bill!
- Bill, the telephone.

487
00:25:58,734 --> 00:26:00,835
- Bill, the telephone!
- Answer! Answer the phone!

488
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:03,727
- Who is it?
- I don't know, find out, Bill.

489
00:26:04,328 --> 00:26:05,726
Hello?

490
00:26:05,827 --> 00:26:08,827
- Yes, this is William Lawrence.
- I told you.

491
00:26:09,828 --> 00:26:10,727
Yes?

492
00:26:10,827 --> 00:26:13,426
I am listening.
I'll hold on.

493
00:26:13,627 --> 00:26:16,226
Help me get him up.
Get him up, come on.

494
00:26:16,627 --> 00:26:18,627
It's all right...

495
00:26:18,728 --> 00:26:21,025
- Put him on the chair...
- No, keep him on his feet.

496
00:26:21,225 --> 00:26:24,027
To whom am I speaking?
Mr. William J. Lawrence...

497
00:26:24,127 --> 00:26:29,748
of 5960 Lyndon Avenue, Glenville, Indiana.
Hello there, Mr. Lawrence!

498
00:26:29,848 --> 00:26:31,129
Hello there.

499
00:26:31,229 --> 00:26:33,197
Mr. Lawrence, this is Larry Haines...

500
00:26:33,297 --> 00:26:35,147
of the Name The Mystery Husband Program.

501
00:26:35,247 --> 00:26:36,198
How are you?

502
00:26:36,298 --> 00:26:37,849
Oh, I'm fine.

503
00:26:37,949 --> 00:26:39,850
That's splendid,
and I hope you'll be feeling...

504
00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:41,627
even better in a few minutes,
Mr. Lawrence.

505
00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:43,247
We have a little riddle for you

506
00:26:43,347 --> 00:26:44,748
and if you answer it correctly,

507
00:26:44,848 --> 00:26:48,429
you will win a chance to guess
the identity of the mystery husband...

508
00:26:48,529 --> 00:26:50,930
and win the $24.000 jackpot.

509
00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:52,930
Are you ready, Mr. Lawrence?

510
00:26:53,331 --> 00:26:55,747
- Guess so.
- Mr. Lawrence is ready.

511
00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:57,026
All right, girls.

512
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,678
♪ Going steady wins the race ♪

513
00:27:00,778 --> 00:27:02,759
<i>♪ Not the one who sets the pace ♪</i>

514
00:27:02,859 --> 00:27:05,047
<i>♪ One went fast,
the other went slow. ♪</i>

515
00:27:05,147 --> 00:27:07,227
<i>♪ But the slow one won as we all know. ♪</i>

516
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,327
All right, Mr. Lawrence,
out there in Glenville, Indiana.

517
00:27:12,427 --> 00:27:16,726
Can you tell me who were the two
contestants in this famous trial of speed?

518
00:27:17,027 --> 00:27:18,578
Race... race...
When's the race?

519
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,926
It's Little Ground and you're host.

520
00:27:21,026 --> 00:27:23,429
No, no, Daddy!
It's the tortoise and the hare!

521
00:27:23,529 --> 00:27:25,725
That's right, Bill,
the tortoise and the hare!

522
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,651
The tortoise and the hare.

523
00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,832
What's that?
The tortoise and the hare?

524
00:27:29,932 --> 00:27:32,432
That is absolutely correct,
Mr. Lawrence!

525
00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:39,145
Now, if you'll be just as right
on this next question,

526
00:27:39,245 --> 00:27:42,055
the $24.000 jackpot is yours.

527
00:27:42,155 --> 00:27:44,226
Listen carefully, Mr. Lawrence.

528
00:27:44,326 --> 00:27:46,926
Here is the mystery husband himself.

529
00:27:47,927 --> 00:27:50,588
Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue,

530
00:27:50,688 --> 00:27:53,589
Farewell my love, I'm off anew.

531
00:27:53,689 --> 00:27:56,680
You can't see me, but I'll see you

532
00:27:56,780 --> 00:28:00,030
Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue.

533
00:28:03,731 --> 00:28:07,625
Mr. Lawrence, can you tell us
who the mystery husband is?

534
00:28:08,926 --> 00:28:11,725
- You have a nickel?
- Mr. Lawrence, are you there?

535
00:28:12,426 --> 00:28:14,776
Mr. Lawrence appears to have fainted!

536
00:28:18,225 --> 00:28:21,577
- I think it's Harry James.
- Will you repeat that, Mr. Lawrence?

537
00:28:22,078 --> 00:28:24,124
- Harry James.
- What's that?

538
00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:25,927
What? Harry James?

539
00:28:26,027 --> 00:28:29,427
That is absolutely correct, Mr. Lawrence!

540
00:28:29,528 --> 00:28:32,328
You have won the $24.000 jackpot.

541
00:28:38,529 --> 00:28:39,630
Daddy!

542
00:28:39,730 --> 00:28:41,050
Daddy, Daddy!

543
00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:43,289
Congratulations, congratulations!

544
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:47,070
Mr. Glenville out there in Lawrence, Indiana,
you are absolutely right!

545
00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:49,571
Are you happy?
I bet you are.

546
00:28:49,671 --> 00:28:53,472
Now, Mr. Lawrence, let me tell
the radio audience the solution to the riddle.

547
00:28:53,572 --> 00:28:55,645
'Pins in a haystack, Little Girl Blue'

548
00:28:55,745 --> 00:28:57,226
refers to Miss Betty Grable.

549
00:28:57,326 --> 00:28:58,547
She's the famous pin-up girl

550
00:28:58,647 --> 00:29:01,768
and since Harry James is Little Boy Blue
Come Blow Your Horn,

551
00:29:01,868 --> 00:29:03,829
that makes her Little Girl Blue.

552
00:29:03,929 --> 00:29:05,730
Simple when you know the answer isn't it?

553
00:29:05,930 --> 00:29:08,671
And, 'You can't see me, but I'll see you',

554
00:29:08,771 --> 00:29:10,925
is the simplest clue of all.

555
00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:14,026
Miss Grable can't see Mr. James
when he's on tour with his famous band

556
00:29:14,126 --> 00:29:16,675
but he can always see her
by going to the movies.

557
00:29:16,775 --> 00:29:19,556
And there we have the solution
to the riddle that's been baffling

558
00:29:19,656 --> 00:29:22,227
radio audiences for ten weeks
all over America.

559
00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:24,678
Clear the tracks for Glenville, Indiana.

560
00:29:24,778 --> 00:29:28,224
The $24.000 in prizes are on their way!

561
00:29:32,225 --> 00:29:34,725
Daddy! Daddy!

562
00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:39,426
Won't somebody please
get me out of here?

563
00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:42,627
Oh, my poor baby!

564
00:29:46,028 --> 00:29:48,145
Congratulations, Mr. Lawrence,
Good morning!

565
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,545
- Hi, Mike.
- I heard it too. That was something!

566
00:29:50,645 --> 00:29:53,646
$24.000!
Boy, what I could do with that.

567
00:29:53,746 --> 00:29:56,945
It isn't really $24.000,
that's just a radio figure, you know.

568
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,723
- Yeah, but...
- When do the prizes start coming?

569
00:29:58,823 --> 00:30:00,105
Any day now, I hope.

570
00:30:00,205 --> 00:30:03,225
- Gee, what a lucky guy!
- You ain't kidding.

571
00:30:04,526 --> 00:30:05,926
Congratulations, Mr. Lawrence!

572
00:30:06,127 --> 00:30:08,943
When I turned on the radio
I hardly believed they called your name!

573
00:30:09,043 --> 00:30:11,145
- I just couldn't believe it!
- We sure were rooting for you.

574
00:30:11,245 --> 00:30:14,823
Imagine the surprise! What ever made
you think it was Harry James?

575
00:30:14,923 --> 00:30:18,824
Bill, congratulations! I never expected
to see you here today.

576
00:30:18,924 --> 00:30:21,264
- I don't know...
- Boy, if I'd won $24.000...

577
00:30:21,364 --> 00:30:25,144
It isn't really $24.000, Fred.
That's just a radio figure, you know.

578
00:30:25,244 --> 00:30:28,623
Yes, I now, but still, I'd tell
Mr. A.J Woodruff he can have his job.

579
00:30:28,723 --> 00:30:30,542
- Good morning, Mr. Woodruff!
- Uh... oh!

580
00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:35,143
- Oh, that's a fine trick to pull.
- I'm sorry, Fred, I couldn't resist it.

581
00:30:35,243 --> 00:30:37,423
But believe me, if there's anything
I wanted to this morning

582
00:30:37,523 --> 00:30:39,784
was just to stay in bed
and sleep and sleep...

583
00:30:39,884 --> 00:30:41,544
What made you decide to come in?

584
00:30:41,644 --> 00:30:43,323
Oh, good morning, Mr. Woodruff.

585
00:30:43,824 --> 00:30:46,943
Congratulations.
You made quite a haul.

586
00:30:47,043 --> 00:30:48,326
$24.000!

587
00:30:48,426 --> 00:30:53,616
- Of course it isn't really $24.000, it's just...
- Just a radio figure, yes, I heard.

588
00:30:54,317 --> 00:30:56,943
Is this a convention?
If you people have anything better to do...

589
00:30:57,043 --> 00:30:58,189
don't let me detain you.

590
00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:00,270
Oh, girls, come on,
back to your stations.

591
00:31:00,370 --> 00:31:02,944
Harry Summers gave you
quite a spread this morning.

592
00:31:03,044 --> 00:31:05,245
Yeah, sure pushed Russia
right off the front page, didn't it?

593
00:31:05,345 --> 00:31:08,823
Yes, er... this trip to New York,
when were you planning to take it?

594
00:31:08,923 --> 00:31:10,344
- We haven't thought anything about it.
- Hmm...

595
00:31:10,444 --> 00:31:12,444
You may recall I'm planning
to go to Europe.

596
00:31:12,544 --> 00:31:15,014
I don't see how we can both be away
at the same time, do you?

597
00:31:15,114 --> 00:31:18,244
Unless, of course winning $24.000
has changed your plans.

598
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,675
Oh, no, no, Amy and I have talked
this thing all over.

599
00:31:20,775 --> 00:31:22,256
We're not gonna let this
change a thing.

600
00:31:22,356 --> 00:31:24,477
- Oh, you're not thinking of retiring?
- Oh, no...

601
00:31:24,577 --> 00:31:26,657
Woodruff's very glad to hear that.

602
00:31:27,358 --> 00:31:29,179
You might also call Mr. Summers...

603
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:32,080
and tell him that if he plans writing
any more stories about you

604
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:34,022
it would be nice if he mentioned
where you work.

605
00:31:34,122 --> 00:31:35,922
Sure, sure...

606
00:31:50,823 --> 00:31:53,224
- Yeah, Ernie?
- Well, the loot's starting to come, Bill.

607
00:31:53,324 --> 00:31:55,323
Here, you'll have to sign for it.
- All right.

608
00:31:55,523 --> 00:31:58,644
- From the Moray Jewelry Company.
- Must be the diamond ring.

609
00:31:58,744 --> 00:32:00,955
- Mind if I hang around and get a look at it?
- Oh, not at all.

610
00:32:01,055 --> 00:32:02,246
Hurry up, Bill!

611
00:32:02,346 --> 00:32:05,127
I thought somebody'd yell,
'$2.000 diamond ring'...

612
00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:07,743
and there'd be a big blast of trumpets,
and you'd bring it in...

613
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:09,143
in a velvet cushion or something.

614
00:32:09,243 --> 00:32:10,823
Ernie can blow his whistle,
if that's what you want.

615
00:32:10,923 --> 00:32:12,423
Here.

616
00:32:13,324 --> 00:32:16,245
Oh, it's beautiful!

617
00:32:16,345 --> 00:32:17,725
Put.. put your finger...

618
00:32:19,026 --> 00:32:21,247
- Thank you, Bill.
- Oh, nothing at all.

619
00:32:21,347 --> 00:32:22,927
Here comes something else.

620
00:32:28,728 --> 00:32:29,943
Keep it.

621
00:32:30,043 --> 00:32:32,203
- Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence?
- Yes.

622
00:32:32,303 --> 00:32:34,922
Good morning. I am Leslie
of Harrington Interiors.

623
00:32:35,022 --> 00:32:36,662
Oh, you're the decorator.

624
00:32:36,762 --> 00:32:38,542
How do you do?
Won't you come in?

625
00:32:38,642 --> 00:32:39,642
Certainly.

626
00:32:43,623 --> 00:32:45,423
Is that one of the prizes?

627
00:32:45,824 --> 00:32:47,721
Yeah, I'm afraid so.

628
00:32:57,222 --> 00:32:59,243
Hey, hey, don't you kids
have to go to school?

629
00:32:59,343 --> 00:33:01,694
But Dad. I'm interested
in interior decorating.

630
00:33:01,794 --> 00:33:03,574
- After school.
- But I...

631
00:33:15,075 --> 00:33:18,105
Divine, absolutely divine.

632
00:33:18,606 --> 00:33:21,607
We won't be able to use a thing.
It all has to go.

633
00:33:21,707 --> 00:33:23,942
- Has to go?
- There's so much that I can do, Mr. Lawrence.

634
00:33:24,042 --> 00:33:25,923
You won't know this place
when I get through with it.

635
00:33:26,023 --> 00:33:28,723
Well, just a second now, Mr. Leslie...

636
00:33:31,924 --> 00:33:35,424
- And this, I suppose, is the dining room.
- Hm-hmm.

637
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:41,646
Dear me.
But the possibilities are unlimited.

638
00:33:41,746 --> 00:33:43,942
We'll simply junk everything
and start from scratch.

639
00:33:44,042 --> 00:33:46,542
I don't know about that. You know,
there are some things around here I like.

640
00:33:46,642 --> 00:33:50,421
Victorian. That's it?
Yes, definitely Victorian.

641
00:33:50,722 --> 00:33:52,321
Maybe not.

642
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,123
Well, I have to go to work.
Good-bye, Mr. Leslie.

643
00:33:55,223 --> 00:33:57,723
Just Leslie.
Good-bye, old boy.

644
00:34:00,024 --> 00:34:01,752
Bye, dear. See you tonight.
- Good-bye.

645
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,341
Well, any ideas?

646
00:34:04,441 --> 00:34:06,041
I'd like to make a suggestion.

647
00:34:06,141 --> 00:34:07,841
This is an original worth an hiatus.

648
00:34:07,941 --> 00:34:10,321
It's been tried out in a number
of progressive department stores...

649
00:34:10,421 --> 00:34:12,421
throughout the country
and with great success.

650
00:34:12,521 --> 00:34:16,161
I think we should open a new department.
A baby-sitting department.

651
00:34:16,261 --> 00:34:19,320
- A baby...
- Yes. Now, this... this idea that I have...

652
00:34:21,171 --> 00:34:22,222
Yes?

653
00:34:22,322 --> 00:34:24,720
Oh, he's very busy right now.

654
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:27,041
- Well...
- Who is it, who is it?

655
00:34:27,141 --> 00:34:29,220
It's Mrs. Lawrence.
She wants to speak to Mr. Lawrence.

656
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,820
Tell her I'll call her back later.

657
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,120
Mrs. Lawrence, he...
She says it's urgent.

658
00:34:34,220 --> 00:34:35,241
- Go ahead, Bill, talk to her.
- No...

659
00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:38,432
Go ahead, it'll take less time
if you know what's going on right now.

660
00:34:39,022 --> 00:34:40,220
Yes, Amy.

661
00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:41,920
It has?

662
00:34:42,321 --> 00:34:43,421
Wait a minute...

663
00:34:44,220 --> 00:34:46,523
Well, why don't you just put it
in the refrigerator?

664
00:34:46,723 --> 00:34:47,424
Oh.

665
00:34:47,524 --> 00:34:50,555
Well, I'll think of something.
I'll call you back.

666
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,520
Yes, dear, I...

667
00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:55,140
Yes, dear, I know it's a hot day.
Yeah...

668
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,021
It's the jackpot.
More stuff's arrived.

669
00:34:57,422 --> 00:35:00,341
- They just delivered the meat.
- And Amy called you about that?

670
00:35:00,441 --> 00:35:02,341
- That's right.
- Why didn't she just put it in the refrigerator?

671
00:35:02,441 --> 00:35:04,641
This is a quarter of a ton of beef.

672
00:35:04,741 --> 00:35:06,821
Yeah, a complete steer,
fully dressed.

673
00:35:07,219 --> 00:35:09,919
This is certainly no day for anybody
to be fully dressed.

674
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:13,051
Where were we, Miss Bowen?

675
00:35:13,151 --> 00:35:16,921
Oh, Mr. Lawrence had just suggested
opening a baby-sitting department.

676
00:35:18,022 --> 00:35:20,590
Now, mechanically speaking,
it should work very simply.

677
00:35:20,690 --> 00:35:22,980
We'll just set aside a part
of the Children's Shoe Department

678
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,760
rope it off, put in some playground
equipment and a...

679
00:35:27,161 --> 00:35:28,561
Well, answer it!

680
00:35:31,219 --> 00:35:32,362
Yes?

681
00:35:33,463 --> 00:35:35,940
- It's Amy, Bill.
- Oh, tell her I can't talk to her now.

682
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,290
It's all right, we can wait.

683
00:35:37,390 --> 00:35:40,019
Some things are more important
than some things.

684
00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:43,219
Yes, Amy.

685
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,520
Oh, the deep freeze.

686
00:35:45,821 --> 00:35:47,840
Well, that solves all our problems.

687
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,120
Oh, it doesn't, huh?

688
00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:52,720
No, of course you can't throw away
three year's supply of frozen food...

689
00:35:52,921 --> 00:35:53,822
I...

690
00:35:53,922 --> 00:35:55,643
Amy, I know it's a hot day.

691
00:35:55,743 --> 00:35:57,644
Just put it in the shade
and I'll think of something.

692
00:35:57,744 --> 00:35:59,240
I'll call you...
What?

693
00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:00,321
Oh.

694
00:36:00,521 --> 00:36:03,290
The doorbell just rang.
She thinks something else came.

695
00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:05,119
Oh, she thinks something else came.

696
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:07,020
Yeah?

697
00:36:07,721 --> 00:36:09,812
Oh, for heaven's sake,
I never thought of that.

698
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,619
Yeah... I'll call you back.

699
00:36:13,121 --> 00:36:15,812
- Well, what came now?
- A Palomino pony.

700
00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:17,773
- Where are you going to keep it?
- I don't know.

701
00:36:17,873 --> 00:36:19,644
That's what Amy wanted to find out.

702
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:20,940
Now where were we?

703
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,340
- May I ask a question?
- Yes, by all means, go ahead.

704
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,019
What's to prevent the women
from parking there children here

705
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:28,218
and going across the street
to Osborn's to shop?

706
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:30,019
No, no, no!

707
00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:35,020
Allow me!

708
00:36:36,218 --> 00:36:38,972
Amy, you just can't keep calling...

709
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,322
Oh, Tommy.

710
00:36:41,823 --> 00:36:44,739
Oh, fine!
We don't have to worry about the pony.

711
00:36:44,839 --> 00:36:46,639
The trailer just came and...

712
00:36:46,739 --> 00:36:48,739
Tommy says that Amy's
going to put the pony in the trailer.

713
00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:50,739
- Well, that's very ingenious.
- Bye, Tommy.

714
00:36:50,839 --> 00:36:55,199
I was saying, what's to prevent the women
from parking there children here with us

715
00:36:55,299 --> 00:36:56,789
and going across the street
to Osborn's?

716
00:36:56,889 --> 00:36:58,690
No, Fred. You see,
when they park the kids here,

717
00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:00,539
we give them a ticket
so when they buy something

718
00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:03,419
they have to get the ticket stamp
or they don't get the baby back.

719
00:37:03,619 --> 00:37:07,639
I mean, it's just the same
as parking a car in our parking space.

720
00:37:07,739 --> 00:37:10,140
If you don't have the ticket validated,
you have to pay for the baby.

721
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,141
I mean, you have to pay for the car...

722
00:37:12,241 --> 00:37:14,269
pay for the car.
You have to get the baby stamped.

723
00:37:14,369 --> 00:37:16,049
On the bottom!

724
00:37:17,050 --> 00:37:18,451
Hello, Amy?

725
00:37:18,551 --> 00:37:21,419
What's the matter? I suppose the pony
doesn't want to go into the trailer.

726
00:37:21,619 --> 00:37:23,069
That's what I thought,

727
00:37:23,169 --> 00:37:25,919
Yes, Amy!
Bill will be right home!

728
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:29,020
Conference dismissed!

729
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,118
- All deliveries through the rear, please.
- What do you mean? I live here!

730
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:27,418
Why, of course. How stupid of me.
You may come in.

731
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,838
Careful, don't get trampled on now.

732
00:38:29,938 --> 00:38:32,818
All right, gentlemen, as soon as you get
this thing assembled, bring it in here.

733
00:38:32,918 --> 00:38:35,117
We won't worry about the sofa,
it's going out.

734
00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:38,519
- Pardon me, fellow.
- Uh... all right.

735
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,220
Amy...
What's that on your head?

736
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,220
A Jacques 5th Avenue hat.
The only thing I knew where to put.

737
00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:46,617
- Isn't the piano beautiful?
- Yeah.

738
00:38:46,717 --> 00:38:48,287
Oh, Phyllis said that Hilda Jones called.

739
00:38:48,387 --> 00:38:50,538
She's coming right out from the station
to talk to you about your portrait.

740
00:38:50,638 --> 00:38:52,638
Portrait?
No portrait, we settled that.

741
00:38:52,738 --> 00:38:55,339
Oh, Bill, it can only happen
once in a lifetime. Enjoy it.

742
00:38:55,439 --> 00:38:58,338
Look here's the bedroom furniture we won.
Isn't it attractive?

743
00:38:58,438 --> 00:38:59,439
Excuse us, please.

744
00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:01,819
Where are they taking it.

745
00:39:01,919 --> 00:39:04,136
To the garage.
Leslie won't have it in the house.

746
00:39:04,236 --> 00:39:05,217
Oh, Leslie won't.

747
00:39:05,317 --> 00:39:06,887
Oh, come on.
I want to show you the swimming pool.

748
00:39:06,987 --> 00:39:08,124
- Swimming pool?
- Hm-hmm.

749
00:39:08,968 --> 00:39:11,268
- Jump in, Tom!
Yeah!

750
00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:15,136
- Hi, Bill!
- Hello, Harry!

751
00:39:15,236 --> 00:39:17,816
Come on, Daddy, come on in.
We're waiting.

752
00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:20,916
- You sure made a home.
- Yeah, we sure did, didn't we?

753
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:24,238
Say, come on out, will you, Bill.
I wanna get some pictures of you and Amy.

754
00:39:24,338 --> 00:39:26,659
- What, pictures of us?
- Of course, Bill. We're news.

755
00:39:26,759 --> 00:39:29,017
- You know Flashlight Joe, here, don't you?
- Hello, yeah...

756
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,118
- How about you move down by the trailer?
- Sure, all right.

757
00:39:31,218 --> 00:39:32,797
Harry, do me a favor, will you?

758
00:39:32,897 --> 00:39:34,907
In tomorrow's story,
mention I work at Woodruff's.

759
00:39:35,007 --> 00:39:38,187
A plug, huh? Oh, sure, sure.
Joe, get the pony.

760
00:39:38,287 --> 00:39:39,837
- Where do you want us?
- You're just fine right here.

761
00:39:39,937 --> 00:39:41,318
Wait a minute.
Amy, try the other side.

762
00:39:41,418 --> 00:39:43,417
- All right.
- No, the hat's gonna cover your face.

763
00:39:43,517 --> 00:39:45,537
- Let me take it off.
- No, leave it on there.

764
00:39:45,637 --> 00:39:47,138
- It's quite a load, ain't it?
- Yeah.

765
00:39:47,238 --> 00:39:49,137
Say, our readers might be interested
in knowing

766
00:39:49,237 --> 00:39:50,637
what you're going to do about your
income tax.

767
00:39:50,737 --> 00:39:51,538
Income tax? What income tax?

768
00:39:51,638 --> 00:39:54,219
The income tax on all this stuff you won.

769
00:39:54,319 --> 00:39:56,817
- Oh, that's swell.
- Okay, here we are.

770
00:39:56,917 --> 00:39:58,716
- Hold the rope, Amy, will you?
- Isn't he cute?

771
00:39:58,816 --> 00:40:00,516
For some reason his name is Sylvia.

772
00:40:00,616 --> 00:40:03,216
Mr. Lawrence, would you mind
getting up on the pony?

773
00:40:03,316 --> 00:40:06,300
What are you doing?
Of course I'm not gonna get up on the pony.

774
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,016
- Oh, all right.
- Harry, what are you talking about...

775
00:40:08,116 --> 00:40:11,137
...income tax and all these things?
What kind of a crazy idea is that?

776
00:40:11,237 --> 00:40:13,537
I don't know. Seems to me every time
I read about a guy winning a jackpot...

777
00:40:13,637 --> 00:40:15,117
he always has to pay a tax on it.

778
00:40:15,217 --> 00:40:18,238
Big smile now. All right, ready.
Big smile now.

779
00:40:18,338 --> 00:40:19,638
Hold it.

780
00:40:19,738 --> 00:40:21,019
That's a good one.

781
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,815
Come on, Amy, come on in the house.
I want to get a picture of you...

782
00:40:22,915 --> 00:40:25,797
- ...with all that fancy kitchen equipment.
- Sure. Bill, hold Sylvia.

783
00:40:25,897 --> 00:40:28,436
How can you pay income tax
on a refrigerator?

784
00:40:28,536 --> 00:40:30,696
What do you do,
send them a tray of ice cubes?

785
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:34,396
Yeah, they'll die laughing.
Very humorous those internal revenue boys.

786
00:41:02,615 --> 00:41:04,366
Bring it right in... Oh!

787
00:41:04,466 --> 00:41:07,317
- Mr. Lawrence?
- Yes.

788
00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:10,616
I am Hilda Jones.
You have won me too.

789
00:41:10,716 --> 00:41:12,327
- Is that so?
- Yes.

790
00:41:12,427 --> 00:41:14,616
Sure you have the right program...
er, address?

791
00:41:14,716 --> 00:41:18,686
Oh, yes, yes. Rex Soap.
They just sent me here to paint your portrait.

792
00:41:18,786 --> 00:41:21,966
Hilda Jones? Oh!

793
00:41:23,367 --> 00:41:25,968
The... the portrait, yes,
I'd forgotten.

794
00:41:26,068 --> 00:41:30,236
Oh, Amy... I'd like to present
my wife, Mrs. Lawrence...

795
00:41:30,336 --> 00:41:31,955
this is Miss Jones.

796
00:41:32,055 --> 00:41:34,148
- Mrs. Lawrence.
- How do you do, Miss Jones?

797
00:41:34,248 --> 00:41:35,516
Watch, folks.

798
00:41:35,616 --> 00:41:37,535
Why don't we go in here
out of the way?

799
00:41:37,635 --> 00:41:39,535
- Yes.
- We're sort of throwing out.

800
00:41:39,635 --> 00:41:41,715
- Here, won't you sit down?
- Thank you.

801
00:41:41,815 --> 00:41:46,135
- Are you Hilda Jones?
- Well, my real name is Hildegarde Jonet.

802
00:41:46,235 --> 00:41:48,934
In English, Hilda Jones.
It is simple, yes?

803
00:41:49,034 --> 00:41:51,514
Oh much, but Greenwich Village...

804
00:41:51,614 --> 00:41:54,935
I thought you'd look sort of
artsy-craftsy.

805
00:41:55,035 --> 00:41:57,535
You're so...
Well, anyway...

806
00:41:57,635 --> 00:41:59,135
it's a shame you had to travel
such a distance.

807
00:41:59,235 --> 00:42:01,385
because that was the one thing
Bill said he didn't want.

808
00:42:01,485 --> 00:42:02,914
Didn't you, Bill?

809
00:42:03,815 --> 00:42:06,385
- How's that, dear?
- Your portrait painted, dear.

810
00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:07,976
- Oh.
- Of course I wanted him to...

811
00:42:08,076 --> 00:42:10,935
- ...but he was absolutely set against it.
- Yes, yes, that's right.

812
00:42:11,035 --> 00:42:13,035
- Oh, that is bad.
- What's the matter?

813
00:42:13,135 --> 00:42:15,835
If you won't have your portrait painted,
I will lose the commission.

814
00:42:15,935 --> 00:42:19,074
- Oh, isn't that a shame?
- Yes, a shame.

815
00:42:19,174 --> 00:42:21,937
I'd hate to do that too,
but I'd just feel silly posing and...

816
00:42:22,037 --> 00:42:25,535
But why, Mr. Lawrence?
You will make a beautiful subject.

817
00:42:25,635 --> 00:42:29,335
You have such fine features
and good bone structure.

818
00:42:29,435 --> 00:42:32,285
- I have?
- Yes, and posing is nothing.

819
00:42:32,385 --> 00:42:36,114
You will enjoy it.
At least all of my subjects do.

820
00:42:37,215 --> 00:42:39,385
- Excuse us, folks.
Can we have this couch?

821
00:42:39,485 --> 00:42:40,566
Yes, of course.

822
00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:43,467
- It's hard to talk around here.
- Yes, it is difficult.

823
00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:47,188
- Maybe it is better if I call you tomorrow.
- Why don't you do that?

824
00:42:47,288 --> 00:42:49,965
- Yes, do.
- I'm staying at the Glenville Hotel.

825
00:42:50,065 --> 00:42:52,666
You can reach me at Woodruff's.
That's a big department store in town.

826
00:42:52,766 --> 00:42:55,114
- I will call you then. Good-bye.
- Bye.

827
00:42:55,214 --> 00:42:56,414
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.

828
00:42:58,715 --> 00:43:01,114
- Quite a charmer, isn't she?
- Hm?

829
00:43:01,214 --> 00:43:03,714
- Oh, I didn't notice particularly.
- Oh, didn't you?

830
00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:07,314
What happens when you do notice particularly?
Does smoke shoot out of your ears?

831
00:43:07,414 --> 00:43:10,113
- Oh, Amy.
- Don't 'Oh, Amy' me.

832
00:43:10,214 --> 00:43:12,115
Before you go off to do all that posing

833
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,616
I wish you'd do something about
getting that steer into the Deep Freeze.

834
00:43:14,716 --> 00:43:17,616
And you might plan to spend
a couple of hours in there with it.

835
00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:22,914
I wouldn't take it to heart,
Mr. Lawrence.

836
00:43:23,014 --> 00:43:26,414
This sort of thing always happens
when the stuff starts to arrive.

837
00:43:26,615 --> 00:43:29,734
Have you uh... found out
about the income tax you owe?

838
00:43:29,834 --> 00:43:31,685
- Is it true?
- Oh yes, indeedy,

839
00:43:31,785 --> 00:43:34,786
You mean to say I have to pay income tax
on all this stuff here?

840
00:43:34,886 --> 00:43:36,534
Oh, you poor, innocent lamb.

841
00:43:36,634 --> 00:43:38,634
To hear you guys talk you'd think
Uncle Sam himself...

842
00:43:38,734 --> 00:43:42,714
- ...was sitting in the radio writing down...
- He'll take a list, yes, it's on file in Washington.

843
00:43:42,814 --> 00:43:46,384
- With your fingerprints.
- Why don't they announce that on the program?

844
00:43:46,484 --> 00:43:49,113
If they did, Mr. Lawrence,
there'd be no program.

845
00:43:52,414 --> 00:43:54,734
The children are so excited
they'll never fall asleep.

846
00:43:54,834 --> 00:43:57,694
Come on in, Amy. This is Mr. Ferguson.
Mr. Ferguson, my wife

847
00:43:57,794 --> 00:43:59,464
- How do you do, Mrs. Lawrence?
- How do you do?

848
00:43:59,564 --> 00:44:01,134
Mr. Ferguson's a tax consultant.

849
00:44:01,234 --> 00:44:03,574
He's gonna figure out just exactly
what our taxes will be

850
00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:04,834
and the best way to way to meet it.

851
00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:07,534
The best way to meet a tax,
Mr. Lawrence, is to pay it.

852
00:44:07,634 --> 00:44:09,584
I always like to have it understood
at the outset

853
00:44:09,684 --> 00:44:12,154
that I do not assist
in any income tax evasion.

854
00:44:12,254 --> 00:44:13,903
I'm not trying to get away with anything.

855
00:44:14,003 --> 00:44:16,333
It's impossible to get away with anything,
Mr. Lawrence.

856
00:44:16,433 --> 00:44:17,934
- I'm not trying to.
- Good.

857
00:44:18,034 --> 00:44:20,912
Now let's have no further
misunderstanding on that score.

858
00:44:24,713 --> 00:44:26,463
- Do you know how much it is?
- I don't know.

859
00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:28,033
Ah, here it is.

860
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:31,133
The latest ruling
from the Bureau of Internal Revenue

861
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:34,633
states that... loot...
shall be considered income

862
00:44:34,733 --> 00:44:37,633
and as such taxable
at the fair market value.

863
00:44:37,733 --> 00:44:40,234
In other words, the retail price.
Therefore...

864
00:44:40,334 --> 00:44:42,132
your jackpot winnings...

865
00:44:42,232 --> 00:44:45,213
plus your year's salary,
less all legitimate deductions...

866
00:44:45,313 --> 00:44:47,414
will bring your tax to not less than...

867
00:44:47,514 --> 00:44:49,112
$7.000.

868
00:44:50,613 --> 00:44:52,833
- $7.000?
- Oh, no!

869
00:44:52,933 --> 00:44:54,314
Where am I gonna get $7.000?

870
00:44:54,414 --> 00:44:55,633
Well, that is a question...

871
00:44:55,733 --> 00:44:59,512
since I notice from your figures
you have only $496 in the bank.

872
00:44:59,913 --> 00:45:02,733
I'll just have to get busy
and sell some of this stuff.

873
00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:03,814
It's the only way out.

874
00:45:03,914 --> 00:45:06,135
Why don't we just send the government
things we don't want?

875
00:45:06,235 --> 00:45:08,816
The government only wants money,
Mrs. Lawrence.

876
00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:12,712
The radio program didn't send us money,
why should we send the government money?

877
00:45:12,812 --> 00:45:15,033
- Amy...
- You know what I'd do on March 15th?

878
00:45:15,133 --> 00:45:17,883
I'd send them the pony. That's what I'd do,
the pony and the soup.

879
00:45:17,983 --> 00:45:19,484
You don't quite understand.
Now, Mr. Ferguson,

880
00:45:19,584 --> 00:45:22,985
the retail price on,
say, the refrigerator's $300.

881
00:45:23,085 --> 00:45:25,286
Suppose I can only sell it for $150?

882
00:45:25,386 --> 00:45:27,487
You still have to pay tax on $300.

883
00:45:27,587 --> 00:45:29,212
Oh, still three hundred... the...

884
00:45:29,812 --> 00:45:31,611
What are you... this is crazy,

885
00:45:31,711 --> 00:45:34,392
you mean to tell me that all that stuff
out there is income?

886
00:45:34,511 --> 00:45:36,394
That's the ruling, Mr. Lawrence.

887
00:45:36,494 --> 00:45:39,710
Of course you can always hire a lawyer
and take your case to court.

888
00:45:39,810 --> 00:45:42,732
Hire a lawyer? I don't even know
where I'm gonna get the money to pay you.

889
00:45:42,832 --> 00:45:45,012
Oh, I am a legitimate deduction.

890
00:45:45,112 --> 00:45:48,813
Of course I could be persuaded
to take that refrigerator...

891
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,112
in lieu of the fee.

892
00:45:50,212 --> 00:45:53,253
You might, huh? Well, at least then
I wouldn't have to pay an income tax on it.

893
00:45:53,353 --> 00:45:55,534
Oh, you pay just the same.

894
00:45:55,634 --> 00:45:58,132
- I what?
- Don't feel too bad, Mr. Lawrence.

895
00:45:58,232 --> 00:46:00,433
I will have to pay
an income tax on it too.

896
00:46:00,533 --> 00:46:04,682
Oh, so the government's gonna collect
twice on that refrigerator, how about that?

897
00:46:04,782 --> 00:46:05,743
How about that, huh?

898
00:46:05,843 --> 00:46:07,872
Does that sound honest to you?

899
00:46:07,972 --> 00:46:09,953
You know, I might just not
pay this at all.

900
00:46:10,053 --> 00:46:13,832
- In that case they would attach your salary.
- Then I'll quit my job and live on soup.

901
00:46:13,932 --> 00:46:16,132
- They would attach this house.
- Then I'll burn the house down!

902
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:19,312
- What about that?
- Bill, it isn't Mr. Ferguson's fault.

903
00:46:19,513 --> 00:46:23,274
I'm sorry, Mr. Ferguson,
I appreciate what you're doing...

904
00:46:23,374 --> 00:46:25,612
That's quite all right.
You should see Mr. Woodruff...

905
00:46:25,712 --> 00:46:27,432
when I make out his tax return.

906
00:46:27,532 --> 00:46:30,102
Oh, my.
Well, er...

907
00:46:30,202 --> 00:46:33,411
Do you mind if I take a look
at the refrigerator on my way out?

908
00:46:33,511 --> 00:46:35,982
Of course not, Mr. Ferguson.
It's right through there in the kitchen.

909
00:46:36,082 --> 00:46:36,993
Thank you.

910
00:46:37,093 --> 00:46:41,131
- $7.000!
- What are we going to do, Bill?

911
00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:43,632
We're just gonna have to start
selling the stuff, that's all.

912
00:46:43,832 --> 00:46:46,313
The butcher offered me
20c a pound for that meat.

913
00:46:46,413 --> 00:46:48,531
And he'll sell it right back to us
for a dollar a pound.

914
00:46:48,631 --> 00:46:50,011
Yeah, I suppose so.

915
00:46:50,702 --> 00:46:53,243
There's all this furniture
Leslie's throwing out, we could sell it.

916
00:46:53,343 --> 00:46:56,814
Everything except this chair.
Don't let anybody touch my chair.

917
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:59,910
- I won't, dear.
- It's kinda like an old friend.

918
00:47:00,811 --> 00:47:03,311
$7.000!

919
00:47:05,412 --> 00:47:07,212
What about the State Tax?

920
00:47:12,013 --> 00:47:13,931
- Hello, Harry.
- Hello, Bill.

921
00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:15,932
Say, how about buying
your wife a diamond ring?

922
00:47:16,032 --> 00:47:17,533
- How much?
- $2.000.

923
00:47:17,633 --> 00:47:20,934
If I had $2.000 I wouldn't buy
my wife a ring, I'd run away from her.

924
00:47:21,034 --> 00:47:22,614
How about a man's wristwatch?

925
00:47:22,815 --> 00:47:24,415
Lady's lapel watch?

926
00:47:24,516 --> 00:47:27,537
- Boy's pocket watch?
- Do you always greet people like this?

927
00:47:27,637 --> 00:47:29,618
These days I do.
What have you got for lunch here?

928
00:47:29,718 --> 00:47:31,139
What... peanut butter?

929
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,981
Yes, and you're not supposed
to like it, I am.

930
00:47:33,081 --> 00:47:34,741
- Why don't you get your own?
- I don't have time.

931
00:47:34,841 --> 00:47:37,931
I'm in 64 different businesses.
You know I almost sold the trailer?

932
00:47:38,031 --> 00:47:41,710
But Leslie's living in it,
so Amy didn't wanna move him.

933
00:47:41,810 --> 00:47:44,371
- Here, would you run that ad?
- What, are you selling everything?

934
00:47:44,471 --> 00:47:45,952
Everything? I'm selling anything.

935
00:47:46,052 --> 00:47:48,552
Your portrait too?

936
00:47:48,653 --> 00:47:49,774
Portrait, what do you mean?

937
00:47:49,874 --> 00:47:53,511
I hear you're being painted
by a lady artist who is quite a babe.

938
00:47:53,611 --> 00:47:56,232
The way I get the story,
you're hanging around the hotel posing...

939
00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:58,331
a lot more than seems
absolutely necessary.

940
00:47:58,431 --> 00:48:00,981
- Is that what they're saying?
- It's pure envy, Bill, but that's what they're saying.

941
00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:02,531
- Who?
- Nobody in particular.

942
00:48:02,631 --> 00:48:05,431
In the bars, at the ladies' club meetings,
the locker rooms...

943
00:48:05,531 --> 00:48:07,912
Well, she's not painting me,
she's painting Amy.

944
00:48:08,012 --> 00:48:09,830
- Painting Amy?
- Sure, it's gonna be a surprise...

945
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:12,409
for her wedding anniversary.
She's painting from a photograph.

946
00:48:12,509 --> 00:48:17,431
I hang around a little bit to keep her straight
on the coloring you know, the hair, the eyes...

947
00:48:17,531 --> 00:48:19,632
Uh-huh, I like that.
That's a nice story.

948
00:48:19,732 --> 00:48:23,109
You just run the add.
Excuse me, I gotta go.

949
00:48:23,310 --> 00:48:24,810
Thanks for lunch.

950
00:48:39,311 --> 00:48:40,432
No, fine...

951
00:48:40,532 --> 00:48:43,910
You might like this one.
It's a little more expensive, however.

952
00:48:44,010 --> 00:48:45,010
Oh, yes...

953
00:48:46,111 --> 00:48:49,730
No, I think not.
I just don't seem to find what I want.

954
00:48:49,830 --> 00:48:52,809
- But thanks just the same.
- Not at all. Come in again.

955
00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,511
Uh, you didn't find
the watch you like, sir?

956
00:48:59,611 --> 00:49:02,112
Huh?
- I say, you didn't find the watch you like?

957
00:49:02,212 --> 00:49:03,500
Oh, no I didn't.

958
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,860
We just happen to have a brand new shipment
that might be just what you're looking for.

959
00:49:06,961 --> 00:49:08,362
Would you care to see them?

960
00:49:08,462 --> 00:49:10,862
- Yeah, sure.
- Right this way.

961
00:49:16,263 --> 00:49:17,463
There we are.

962
00:49:17,564 --> 00:49:19,485
How's that?

963
00:49:19,585 --> 00:49:23,285
I just brought them down. Haven't had
a chance to put them in stock yet.

964
00:49:23,385 --> 00:49:26,086
Oh, I see.
Well, not bad.

965
00:49:26,186 --> 00:49:28,008
But I wanted a brown band.

966
00:49:28,108 --> 00:49:29,489
Brown band?

967
00:49:29,990 --> 00:49:34,490
Of course, I did have in mind a kind of a...
octagon shape sort of...

968
00:49:34,891 --> 00:49:37,092
Octagan shape, brown band.

969
00:49:37,192 --> 00:49:38,792
No, that's not it.

970
00:49:40,393 --> 00:49:43,514
Let's see... here we are.
Octagon shape, brown band...

971
00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:44,929
I also have it in white gold.

972
00:49:45,029 --> 00:49:47,930
No, no, this is fine, fine.
Just what I've been looking for.

973
00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:50,008
- How much is it?
- How's that?

974
00:49:50,609 --> 00:49:54,009
- How much is it?
- Now, these are $100 dollar watches.

975
00:49:54,310 --> 00:49:56,211
$89.50?

976
00:49:56,311 --> 00:49:57,729
Including taxes?

977
00:49:57,829 --> 00:50:01,609
Hm... sales tax, luxury tax, income tax...

978
00:50:02,910 --> 00:50:05,510
I'll take it.
Yes, sir, I'll take it.

979
00:50:07,911 --> 00:50:09,612
You live around town here?

980
00:50:09,712 --> 00:50:13,153
Me, no. I come from
down in Clear Springs.

981
00:50:13,253 --> 00:50:15,014
Oh, Clear Springs, I...

982
00:50:15,114 --> 00:50:17,915
- Eighty nine...
- I know a lot of people down in uh...

983
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,836
Fifty...

984
00:50:19,936 --> 00:50:22,808
Oh, would you mind having it
wrapped up for a present for me?

985
00:50:23,109 --> 00:50:24,729
Uh... a present?

986
00:50:24,829 --> 00:50:28,009
The girl doesn't seem to be here,
I'll wrap it myself.

987
00:50:34,210 --> 00:50:36,159
Say, mister, could you tell me
where the Venetian blinds are?

988
00:50:36,259 --> 00:50:38,010
I'm sorry, we don't carry Venetian blinds.

989
00:50:38,110 --> 00:50:40,728
But the missus said there's a guy
in the store here selling them real cheap,

990
00:50:40,828 --> 00:50:42,678
He won them
on some radio program called...

991
00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:44,459
- Name the Mystery Husband?
- That's it.

992
00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:47,807
You have the wrong store.
He works across the street at Osborn's.

993
00:50:48,828 --> 00:50:50,008
Thanks, mister.

994
00:50:51,509 --> 00:50:53,628
- Here you are, sir.
- Oh, that's fine. I...

995
00:50:53,728 --> 00:50:55,774
- Good-bye, good-bye...
- Thank you very much.

996
00:50:57,609 --> 00:50:58,709
Lawrence!

997
00:51:00,610 --> 00:51:02,707
- Lawrence!
- Yes, Mr. Woodruff?

998
00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:06,109
- Yes, sir?
- Let's get this straight!

999
00:51:06,209 --> 00:51:10,270
This is my store. I pay the rent.
Only my merchandise is sold here.

1000
00:51:10,370 --> 00:51:12,228
- Yes, sir. But that man...
- Don't interrupt!

1001
00:51:12,328 --> 00:51:14,229
When customers come in here
looking for window shades...

1002
00:51:14,329 --> 00:51:16,909
don't bring up the subject
of Venetian blinds.

1003
00:51:17,310 --> 00:51:18,410
Yes, sir.

1004
00:51:29,511 --> 00:51:31,312
Hello?
Yes, Bill.

1005
00:51:31,412 --> 00:51:33,748
Amy, I won't be able
to get home for dinner tonight.

1006
00:51:33,848 --> 00:51:36,849
I just got a tip on a fellow
that might buy the 7.500 cans of soup.

1007
00:51:36,949 --> 00:51:38,630
He runs a string of diners.

1008
00:51:38,730 --> 00:51:41,531
But Bill, I have such a beautiful
roast in the oven.

1009
00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:43,438
Honey, he's just gonna be in town tonight

1010
00:51:43,538 --> 00:51:46,509
- ...and you know, we've got to...
- I know, I know, the tax.

1011
00:51:46,609 --> 00:51:49,746
Oh well, I'm not very hungry
so I'll wait for you and we'll eat later.

1012
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:53,248
- What?
- I said I have to see Hilda.

1013
00:51:53,348 --> 00:51:55,508
Posing again?
Oh...

1014
00:51:56,909 --> 00:51:58,606
Nothing. I didn't say anything.

1015
00:52:00,207 --> 00:52:02,608
Nothing, Bill.
I told you, nothing!

1016
00:52:02,708 --> 00:52:04,229
Just the next time you make these plans

1017
00:52:04,329 --> 00:52:05,987
I wish you'd give me a little advance warning

1018
00:52:06,087 --> 00:52:08,106
so I won't be left high and dry.

1019
00:52:22,207 --> 00:52:25,377
- Leslie.
- Oh, I didn't know we were dressing for dinner.

1020
00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:27,127
- We're going out.
- Out?

1021
00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:30,006
- You and I.
- Just you and I, not Mr. Lawrence?

1022
00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:32,207
Mr. Lawrence has gone
to the North Pole.

1023
00:52:32,307 --> 00:52:35,056
- I beg your pardon?
- And since he has, I'm going to swim the channel.

1024
00:52:35,157 --> 00:52:35,978
Huh?

1025
00:52:36,078 --> 00:52:37,358
Come along, Leslie.

1026
00:52:40,059 --> 00:52:41,827
You've got the eyes right,
but it seems to me...

1027
00:52:41,927 --> 00:52:44,807
Amy's hair is a little...
a little uh...

1028
00:52:45,205 --> 00:52:48,206
right there... it should be darker.

1029
00:52:49,507 --> 00:52:52,306
- Like so?
- Yeah...

1030
00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:56,107
- When must this be finished?
- Wednesday's our anniversary.

1031
00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:58,206
No... a little more right up there.

1032
00:52:59,107 --> 00:53:00,507
Now that's better.

1033
00:53:01,108 --> 00:53:03,209
You couldn't come over for dinner
Wednesday night, could you?

1034
00:53:03,309 --> 00:53:05,809
Sure would like you to be there
when I give this to Amy.

1035
00:53:06,310 --> 00:53:08,801
Why, that's very nice, but...

1036
00:53:08,901 --> 00:53:11,706
when I get this finished
I think it is better I go home.

1037
00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:14,406
Do you not think so?

1038
00:53:15,906 --> 00:53:17,605
Well, I don't know, I...

1039
00:53:19,406 --> 00:53:20,706
What's the matter?

1040
00:53:20,806 --> 00:53:23,937
Oh, it's nothing. When I work
too long my neck, it gets uh...

1041
00:53:24,037 --> 00:53:27,208
- Maybe a drink would help.
- Sure, sure, what would you like?

1042
00:53:27,308 --> 00:53:29,126
Whiskey and soda, I think.

1043
00:53:29,226 --> 00:53:31,606
- Bourbon is good.
- All right. Hello?

1044
00:53:32,707 --> 00:53:34,407
Say, give me the...

1045
00:53:35,208 --> 00:53:37,005
Er... never mind.

1046
00:53:37,906 --> 00:53:39,806
- What is wrong?
- Well, uh...

1047
00:53:39,906 --> 00:53:41,826
the bartender down here
is a friend of mine.

1048
00:53:41,926 --> 00:53:44,706
- Then we should have very good service.
- No, uh...

1049
00:53:44,806 --> 00:53:48,406
You see, I found out today that there's
a lot of gossip around about you and me.

1050
00:53:49,107 --> 00:53:51,026
- No.
- You know how it is...

1051
00:53:51,126 --> 00:53:53,406
the people around here
are sort of small town.

1052
00:53:53,506 --> 00:53:56,477
- And you are not.
- Well, I get around more, you know,

1053
00:53:56,577 --> 00:54:00,005
I go to Chicago on buying trips
and stuff like that.

1054
00:54:00,105 --> 00:54:02,305
It sort of gives me a broader
point of view.

1055
00:54:02,506 --> 00:54:04,506
Yes, yes, of course.

1056
00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:09,207
You ought to relax those muscles.
Sit over on the chair.

1057
00:54:09,808 --> 00:54:13,605
I'm a champ at this.
Now just... just relax.

1058
00:54:14,205 --> 00:54:17,505
And your wife, does she do
things that you and I...

1059
00:54:17,605 --> 00:54:20,605
Well, she was kind of cold over
the telephone this afternoon.

1060
00:54:21,006 --> 00:54:23,427
Your wife is like the mother
who told her little boy

1061
00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:25,228
not to put beans in his nose.

1062
00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:26,929
I don't know that story.

1063
00:54:27,029 --> 00:54:31,109
Well, he never would have thought to put
beans in his nose until she suggested it.

1064
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,055
So as soon as she was not looking...

1065
00:54:33,155 --> 00:54:35,104
he put beans in his nose.

1066
00:54:36,105 --> 00:54:38,103
Oh, please do not stop, please.

1067
00:54:38,203 --> 00:54:39,203
Well...

1068
00:54:39,705 --> 00:54:41,405
Oh, I'll take this off.

1069
00:54:42,406 --> 00:54:44,107
Yeah, uh...

1070
00:54:44,207 --> 00:54:46,203
Hey, why don't you stand up here.

1071
00:54:46,804 --> 00:54:48,804
No, just turn around here.

1072
00:54:49,265 --> 00:54:50,405
Yeah...

1073
00:54:50,806 --> 00:54:52,604
I remember this from my football days.

1074
00:54:52,704 --> 00:54:54,685
Now just relax back.

1075
00:54:54,986 --> 00:54:56,986
No, no, not quite that much.

1076
00:54:57,487 --> 00:55:00,208
Now relax... put your head right...
Are you ready?

1077
00:55:00,308 --> 00:55:01,308
Hm-hmm.

1078
00:55:02,989 --> 00:55:04,589
Uh-oh!

1079
00:55:06,290 --> 00:55:07,191
Sorry.

1080
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:10,054
- It's nothing.
- No, but I...

1081
00:55:10,154 --> 00:55:12,204
Maybe it is better
I put on something a little more...

1082
00:55:12,304 --> 00:55:13,893
Maybe it is, yes.

1083
00:55:14,593 --> 00:55:16,393
I will only be a minute.

1084
00:55:39,194 --> 00:55:43,514
- Still posing, Bill?
- Uh, yeah... but we're all through... almost.

1085
00:55:43,614 --> 00:55:45,695
Oh, that's too bad.

1086
00:56:42,203 --> 00:56:43,404
What's the matter?

1087
00:56:43,504 --> 00:56:45,974
I don't think that duck
is sitting very well.

1088
00:56:46,074 --> 00:56:48,275
I'm sorry, the menu said
Long Island duck.

1089
00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:51,024
If that duck came from Long Island,
it walked out of there.

1090
00:56:51,124 --> 00:56:54,204
I don't think it was the duck. I think
it was all the dancing on top of the duck.

1091
00:56:54,304 --> 00:56:58,205
- Amy, will you fix me a bromo?
- Of course, you poor thing.

1092
00:56:58,305 --> 00:57:01,005
- I'll bring it out to the trailer.
- Thank you very much.

1093
00:57:02,206 --> 00:57:04,703
Oh, Leslie, you do say
the funniest things!

1094
00:57:05,224 --> 00:57:08,603
And the Charleston I'm so glad
it keeps coming back! I just love it!

1095
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:23,204
Oh, Leslie, this has been the most
enchanting evening of my life.

1096
00:57:23,905 --> 00:57:25,726
Oh, hello, dear.

1097
00:57:25,826 --> 00:57:27,807
Would you mind telling me
what this is all about?

1098
00:57:27,907 --> 00:57:29,228
Nothing, absolutely nothing.

1099
00:57:29,328 --> 00:57:31,102
I found myself with an evening
on my hands

1100
00:57:31,202 --> 00:57:33,123
so Leslie took me out
to Tavern Inn for dinner.

1101
00:57:33,223 --> 00:57:35,352
We had the most divine duck, and we...

1102
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,404
- Hey, where are you going?
- Please, Mr. Lawrence...

1103
00:57:38,505 --> 00:57:39,906
I'll be right out, Leslie.

1104
00:57:40,006 --> 00:57:41,803
He wants me to fix him a bromo seltzer.

1105
00:57:41,903 --> 00:57:43,323
Well, that's a new approach.

1106
00:57:43,423 --> 00:57:45,704
I'll tell you what we'll do, Bill.
we'll fix two bromos.

1107
00:57:45,804 --> 00:57:47,202
I'll take mine out to the trailer,

1108
00:57:47,302 --> 00:57:49,384
and you can take yours
back to the Glenville Hotel.

1109
00:57:49,484 --> 00:57:52,923
- Oh, so that's why you...
- Yes, that's why I.

1110
00:57:53,023 --> 00:57:54,603
That's the joke of the year.

1111
00:57:54,703 --> 00:57:57,273
- Why don't you let me in on it?
- All right, I will.

1112
00:57:57,373 --> 00:57:58,803
We'll go down to the hotel right now

1113
00:57:58,903 --> 00:58:00,712
and I'm gonna show you something
and when I do

1114
00:58:00,812 --> 00:58:03,212
you'll get down on your hands and knees
and apologize to me.

1115
00:58:03,312 --> 00:58:04,795
Just wait till I get my shoes.

1116
00:58:04,895 --> 00:58:06,473
Are you sure you brought them home
with you, dear?

1117
00:58:06,573 --> 00:58:10,201
The more you say now, the more
you're gonna have to apologize for later.

1118
00:58:19,254 --> 00:58:22,554
- Third floor, Mr. Lawrence?
- Yeah, third floor.

1119
00:58:37,201 --> 00:58:39,002
- Who is it?
- Bill Lawrence.

1120
00:58:39,102 --> 00:58:41,802
- Who?
- It's me, Bill.

1121
00:58:42,503 --> 00:58:44,001
Bill!

1122
00:58:44,402 --> 00:58:46,901
Oh, you came back.

1123
00:58:50,702 --> 00:58:52,402
Amy!

1124
00:58:58,703 --> 00:59:02,503
- That's the bedroom furniture over there.
- Hm-hmm.

1125
00:59:03,304 --> 00:59:07,201
- It's very pretty.
- The bed looks good and sturdy.

1126
00:59:08,802 --> 00:59:10,702
Daddy!

1127
00:59:11,203 --> 00:59:14,062
Good morning, son?
Wh.. what's...

1128
00:59:14,162 --> 00:59:15,643
It's about the ad in the paper.

1129
00:59:15,743 --> 00:59:18,264
These people want to buy
the bedroom furniture.

1130
00:59:18,364 --> 00:59:20,065
What are you doing here?

1131
00:59:20,165 --> 00:59:23,045
Your mother locked me...
Never mind.

1132
00:59:24,246 --> 00:59:26,246
Well folks, it's...

1133
00:59:26,847 --> 00:59:28,668
a very fine type of furniture here...

1134
00:59:28,768 --> 00:59:30,901
it's genuine...

1135
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,602
wood.

1136
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:35,200
I'm sure you'll like it.
It's very...

1137
00:59:35,901 --> 00:59:39,301
...very comfortable.
I just slept like a baby.

1138
00:59:40,602 --> 00:59:42,132
Excuse me.

1139
00:59:42,232 --> 00:59:44,122
I didn't know this was second-hand.

1140
00:59:44,222 --> 00:59:48,150
I understood everything was brand new,
or I certainly wouldn't have bothered.

1141
00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:51,801
Phyllis, come on, now,
your eggs are getting cold.

1142
01:00:32,802 --> 01:00:35,451
I understand you have
a baby grand piano for sale.

1143
01:00:35,551 --> 01:00:37,188
That's right, that's right, come in.

1144
01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:41,801
- May I see the instrument, please?
- Yeah, it's right in here.

1145
01:00:46,502 --> 01:00:48,000
There she is.

1146
01:00:49,501 --> 01:00:50,672
Nice tone.

1147
01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:53,902
- Do you mind if I try?
- No, help yourself.

1148
01:01:41,902 --> 01:01:43,402
Harry Summers, please.

1149
01:01:50,703 --> 01:01:52,803
Hello, Harry?
- Harry...

1150
01:01:52,904 --> 01:01:54,604
Wait a minute, will you?

1151
01:01:56,405 --> 01:01:58,599
Hey... hey!

1152
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,501
Hold it up a minute, will you?
I'm trying to use the phone.

1153
01:02:02,701 --> 01:02:04,602
Hello, Harry.
This is Bill.

1154
01:02:04,702 --> 01:02:07,260
Say, Harry, I'm going up to Chicago
on a buying trip today.

1155
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,260
I just wanted... do you know anybody
up there that could use...

1156
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,520
some of this jackpot stuff of mine?
You know, I still have that diamond ring...

1157
01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:14,299
and a whole lot of wristwatches.

1158
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:16,621
You do? Who?

1159
01:02:16,721 --> 01:02:19,401
Flick Morgan.
He's a very sharp character, Bill.

1160
01:02:19,501 --> 01:02:22,119
Kind of a guy that'll try
and beat you down, so ask plenty.

1161
01:02:22,219 --> 01:02:24,000
Okay. And Harry...

1162
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:26,198
let me put that address down.

1163
01:02:26,799 --> 01:02:27,799
Yeah...

1164
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,700
Uh-huh.

1165
01:02:29,901 --> 01:02:31,901
All right, I got it.
Thanks a lot, Harry.

1166
01:02:32,202 --> 01:02:33,202
Bye.

1167
01:02:35,803 --> 01:02:37,354
It's all right now.
You can go ahead.

1168
01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:38,654
Oh, thank you!

1169
01:02:40,655 --> 01:02:41,955
Oh no, oh...

1170
01:02:43,356 --> 01:02:45,199
- Good morning, Phyllis.
- Good morning, Daddy.

1171
01:02:45,399 --> 01:02:46,798
Good morning, there.

1172
01:02:55,199 --> 01:02:58,969
- Who's that? The French maid?
- No, she wants to buy the washing machine.

1173
01:02:59,069 --> 01:03:00,770
We hooked it up so she could try it out.

1174
01:03:00,870 --> 01:03:02,898
That's her fourth row.

1175
01:03:03,699 --> 01:03:06,949
I'll hang these up to dry, Mrs. Lawrence,
while the other batch is washing.

1176
01:03:07,049 --> 01:03:08,729
Keep an eye on it for me, will you?

1177
01:03:09,030 --> 01:03:10,198
Yes, ma'am.

1178
01:03:12,599 --> 01:03:15,220
Phyllis, would you tell your father
there was a policeman here this morning?

1179
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:18,198
Those fruit trees have to be
off the sidewalk by 5 o'clock.

1180
01:03:18,299 --> 01:03:19,319
Thank you.

1181
01:03:19,419 --> 01:03:21,496
Phyllis, would you tell your mother
that she'll have to get somebody else

1182
01:03:21,596 --> 01:03:23,960
to move the fruit trees
because I'm going to Chicago?

1183
01:03:30,699 --> 01:03:32,798
Are you two getting a divorce?

1184
01:03:33,899 --> 01:03:36,898
- What?
- Well, we have a right to know, Tommy and me.

1185
01:03:36,998 --> 01:03:40,298
You have indeed, fellas,
and you'll be the first to be notified.

1186
01:03:40,398 --> 01:03:43,997
Don't joke, Father. Children are the real
victims of broken homes.

1187
01:03:44,398 --> 01:03:47,039
I read an article in the Ladies' Home Journal
that said:

1188
01:03:47,139 --> 01:03:50,098
Children are the real
victims of broken homes, children are.

1189
01:03:50,198 --> 01:03:52,288
That article sort of repeats itself,
doesn't it?

1190
01:03:52,388 --> 01:03:54,689
It also said that when the parents
are always quarrelling,

1191
01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:56,897
this has a serious effect on the children...

1192
01:03:56,997 --> 01:03:59,418
and later in life it can change
their personality.

1193
01:03:59,518 --> 01:04:00,798
- Is that a fact?
- Yeah.

1194
01:04:00,898 --> 01:04:04,597
Well, Phyllis, sometimes I think a change
of personality might do you good.

1195
01:04:04,798 --> 01:04:06,388
And now, would you ask your mother

1196
01:04:06,488 --> 01:04:08,607
if she'd be kind enough to drive me
down to the station?

1197
01:04:08,707 --> 01:04:10,507
I have to catch the 9:15.

1198
01:04:10,607 --> 01:04:12,497
Tell your father the answer is no.

1199
01:04:12,698 --> 01:04:15,568
Good. Tell your mother I'll drive
myself to the train...

1200
01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:17,348
and leave the keys with the station master.

1201
01:04:17,449 --> 01:04:18,649
Bye, Daddy.

1202
01:04:58,049 --> 01:05:00,749
I want to buy a pack of chewing gum.

1203
01:05:01,850 --> 01:05:02,950
Sure.

1204
01:05:04,551 --> 01:05:06,751
I understand I can see Flick Morgan here.

1205
01:05:06,852 --> 01:05:09,696
- You do? Who told you?
- Harry Summers.

1206
01:05:10,146 --> 01:05:11,696
Oh, Harry.

1207
01:05:12,317 --> 01:05:13,698
Okay.

1208
01:05:13,798 --> 01:05:15,998
- Right through that door.
- Thank you.

1209
01:05:17,499 --> 01:05:21,199
In the stretch,
Sea Bird by three lengths.

1210
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,541
Gallant Poise by a head.

1211
01:05:23,641 --> 01:05:25,696
Brunaheff third.

1212
01:05:26,497 --> 01:05:28,117
- The winner...
- Winner coming.

1213
01:05:28,217 --> 01:05:29,797
Gallant Poise.

1214
01:05:29,898 --> 01:05:33,499
Dobbert is second.
Brunaheff no show.

1215
01:05:33,599 --> 01:05:34,899
Ehhh!

1216
01:05:35,900 --> 01:05:38,501
Uh... can you tell me
where I could find Flick Morgan?

1217
01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:42,401
Sure, right over there.
The guy that's smiling.

1218
01:05:45,196 --> 01:05:46,302
Thanks a lot.

1219
01:05:49,803 --> 01:05:51,304
- Mr. Morgan?
- Yeah?

1220
01:05:51,404 --> 01:05:53,655
Say, my name's Lawrence, and uh...

1221
01:05:53,755 --> 01:05:55,786
Harry Summers told me to look you up.

1222
01:05:55,886 --> 01:05:58,806
- Oh, yeah, how's old Harry boy?
- He's fine.

1223
01:05:58,906 --> 01:06:01,696
He said he thought maybe
you might be interested in this.

1224
01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:04,097
Well, it's a nice-looking stone.

1225
01:06:04,197 --> 01:06:06,147
- Is it hot?
- What?

1226
01:06:06,247 --> 01:06:07,148
I said is it hot?

1227
01:06:07,248 --> 01:06:11,827
Hot... hot? No, no, I won it
on a jackpot program on the radio.

1228
01:06:11,928 --> 01:06:13,795
- Jackpot program?
- That's right.

1229
01:06:15,196 --> 01:06:16,995
Well, that's a new one anyway.

1230
01:06:17,296 --> 01:06:19,195
- How much do you want for it?
- Five thousand...

1231
01:06:19,296 --> 01:06:20,996
Five thousand dollars.

1232
01:06:29,197 --> 01:06:32,595
Hey, where are you going?
My ring!

1233
01:06:41,996 --> 01:06:43,616
- Where do you think you're going?
- I'm just going out...

1234
01:06:43,716 --> 01:06:45,097
Come on, come on, get over there.

1235
01:06:45,197 --> 01:06:47,916
Okay, everybody, hands on your heads
and line up against that wall.

1236
01:06:48,016 --> 01:06:49,316
We don't want any trouble
from anybody.

1237
01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:51,416
You're all under arrest
so just take it easy.

1238
01:06:51,516 --> 01:06:54,896
- Now Captain, I wasn't making any bets.
- No?

1239
01:06:54,996 --> 01:06:57,716
- What were you doing?
- I was just trying to sell a diamond ring.

1240
01:06:57,816 --> 01:06:58,697
Where is it?

1241
01:06:58,797 --> 01:07:01,116
- Well, he had it...
- Keep your hands on your head!

1242
01:07:01,896 --> 01:07:04,596
- Diamond ring, eh?
- Oh, those watches they...

1243
01:07:04,696 --> 01:07:06,396
- Keep quiet.
- They all belong to me.

1244
01:07:06,597 --> 01:07:08,598
- One of them I...
- Holy cow!

1245
01:07:08,698 --> 01:07:10,285
The guy's a walking jewelry store.

1246
01:07:10,385 --> 01:07:13,636
I won all those on a radio program...
Harry Summers...

1247
01:07:13,736 --> 01:07:15,716
Take him away!

1248
01:07:17,317 --> 01:07:19,438
I told you, I was minding
my own business.

1249
01:07:19,538 --> 01:07:22,139
I'd just come home from work.
We were gonna play canasta.

1250
01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:24,496
And the telephone rang
and I answered it...

1251
01:07:24,596 --> 01:07:26,617
and it was the Federal Broadcasting System.

1252
01:07:26,717 --> 01:07:29,246
And I'm gonna sue every one of you
for false arrest.

1253
01:07:29,346 --> 01:07:32,095
Listen, fella, if you don't cooperate,
we'll throw the book at you.

1254
01:07:32,195 --> 01:07:34,704
- Flick Morgan is your fence, isn't he?
- No!

1255
01:07:34,804 --> 01:07:37,686
Come on, bud, help us hang this on Flick
and we'll go easy on you.

1256
01:07:37,786 --> 01:07:39,994
Morgan was gonna buy this stuff
on you, isn't that right?

1257
01:07:40,094 --> 01:07:41,595
Yes... no.

1258
01:07:41,695 --> 01:07:44,300
- I don't know. I want a lawyer
- Where's the diamond ring?

1259
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:47,015
What are you protecting Flick Morgan for?
Come on, tell the truth?

1260
01:07:47,115 --> 01:07:49,616
I told you.
I'd just come home from work.

1261
01:07:49,716 --> 01:07:51,317
We were gonna play canasta
and the phone...

1262
01:07:51,417 --> 01:07:54,414
Now listen, I don't have to answer
any of these questions!

1263
01:07:54,514 --> 01:07:56,810
I'm a citizen, I'm a
taxpayer, I'm a...

1264
01:07:56,910 --> 01:07:59,126
oh, am I ever a taxpayer!

1265
01:07:59,226 --> 01:08:01,497
All right, all right,
let's not go into that.

1266
01:08:01,597 --> 01:08:04,345
You say you work for Mr. Andrew J Woodruff
at Glenville, Indiana?

1267
01:08:04,445 --> 01:08:06,295
I just told you that,
you don't believe me.

1268
01:08:06,395 --> 01:08:07,816
I'll give you a chance to prove it.

1269
01:08:07,916 --> 01:08:09,095
Here, call him up.

1270
01:08:09,195 --> 01:08:10,895
Ask operator for long distance.

1271
01:08:17,396 --> 01:08:19,555
You couldn't possibly have bought
this watch at my store.

1272
01:08:19,655 --> 01:08:22,294
- We don't carry this make.
- That's just what I told the gentleman.

1273
01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:24,295
I tell you I did buy it here!

1274
01:08:24,395 --> 01:08:26,665
And it don't work.
I want my $89.50 back.

1275
01:08:26,765 --> 01:08:28,594
What kind of a clip joint is this, anyhow?

1276
01:08:28,694 --> 01:08:30,775
I waited on you myself, sir,
but you couldn't find...

1277
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:34,165
- It was a man sold it to me.
- A man? What did he look like?

1278
01:08:34,265 --> 01:08:36,445
How could anybody sell him
a watch we don't carry?

1279
01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:38,495
- Well, I only thought that if...
- Well, don't think so much!

1280
01:08:38,695 --> 01:08:39,695
Now...

1281
01:08:41,196 --> 01:08:43,847
- Yes?
- Mr. Lawrence calling you from Chicago.

1282
01:08:43,947 --> 01:08:44,947
Mr. Lawrence?

1283
01:08:46,198 --> 01:08:48,193
Mr. Lawrence.

1284
01:08:49,694 --> 01:08:50,694
Just a minute.

1285
01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:53,344
Take this man downstairs
and give him his $89.50.

1286
01:08:53,444 --> 01:08:54,764
And apologize to him for me.
Good day, sir.

1287
01:08:54,864 --> 01:08:55,813
Good day to you.

1288
01:08:55,913 --> 01:08:58,393
All right.
Put Mr. Lawrence on.

1289
01:09:01,294 --> 01:09:03,093
Hello, Mr. Woodruff?

1290
01:09:03,694 --> 01:09:05,084
It's Bill Lawrence.

1291
01:09:05,184 --> 01:09:08,095
Look, Mr. Woodruff, I'm kinda mixed up
in a little jam here, and uh...

1292
01:09:08,195 --> 01:09:11,184
it's a silly thing, but the police
want you to identify me.

1293
01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:13,794
The captain here doesn't believe
I work for you.

1294
01:09:13,894 --> 01:09:16,193
He doesn't, eh?
Well put him on.

1295
01:09:17,494 --> 01:09:19,593
A.J. Woodruff speaking.
Who's this?

1296
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:24,594
Oh. No, captain, I have no
William J. Lawrence in my employ.

1297
01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:26,234
Of course I'm positive.

1298
01:09:26,334 --> 01:09:28,594
No one by that name on my payroll.

1299
01:09:28,795 --> 01:09:30,593
Yes, you can depend on it.

1300
01:09:30,694 --> 01:09:33,494
Not at all, Captain, it's a pleasure!

1301
01:09:49,495 --> 01:09:51,593
Good morning, Mr. Lawrence.

1302
01:09:52,594 --> 01:09:54,594
All right, buster, rise and shine.

1303
01:09:54,694 --> 01:09:56,714
Somebody just came in
and verified your story.

1304
01:09:56,814 --> 01:09:58,963
You're all cleared and accounted for.

1305
01:09:59,063 --> 01:10:00,093
You can go home now.

1306
01:10:00,195 --> 01:10:03,314
- Did you have a comfortable night.
- The beds were a little soft for me.

1307
01:10:03,414 --> 01:10:05,693
Come on, they're waiting for you upstairs.

1308
01:10:05,794 --> 01:10:06,994
Let's go.

1309
01:10:08,295 --> 01:10:09,493
Here he is, Captain.

1310
01:10:09,593 --> 01:10:11,214
- Hello, Harry.
- Hello, Bill.

1311
01:10:11,314 --> 01:10:14,595
- I drove up as soon as I heard.
- Seems like I owe you a lot these days.

1312
01:10:14,695 --> 01:10:16,216
Here, Lawrence, would you sign for this?

1313
01:10:16,316 --> 01:10:19,047
- What is it?
- The stuff you won in the jackpot.

1314
01:10:19,147 --> 01:10:21,293
You really did win a jackpot,
didn't you?

1315
01:10:21,393 --> 01:10:23,473
- Never met a fellow...
- Well, you've met one now!

1316
01:10:23,573 --> 01:10:25,674
Nix, nix, nix...
Thanks very much, Captain.

1317
01:10:25,774 --> 01:10:26,774
Come on, Bill.

1318
01:10:31,255 --> 01:10:32,886
How'd you find out about this?

1319
01:10:32,986 --> 01:10:34,613
Flick Morgan called me.

1320
01:10:34,713 --> 01:10:37,613
- Did he mention my ring?
- Why, has he got your ring?

1321
01:10:37,713 --> 01:10:39,374
You're darn right he's got my ring.

1322
01:10:39,474 --> 01:10:42,415
I wouldn't worry about it.
He's an honest Joe.

1323
01:10:42,515 --> 01:10:44,792
The people I talked to
didn't think so.

1324
01:10:53,593 --> 01:10:55,992
I had to say Harry James.

1325
01:10:57,393 --> 01:11:00,292
Why didn't I say Jacky Robinson
or Spike Jones?

1326
01:11:00,392 --> 01:11:02,892
- Even Aunt Jemima.
- Oh, you'll get straightened out.

1327
01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:04,493
Oh, no...

1328
01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:08,992
Gee whiz, when I remember how unhappy
I used to be in that rut I was in.

1329
01:11:09,191 --> 01:11:11,113
How I used to complain about it.

1330
01:11:11,213 --> 01:11:13,894
That nice comfortable rut.

1331
01:11:13,994 --> 01:11:15,992
Listen, Bill, you're going back
and make up with Amy...

1332
01:11:16,092 --> 01:11:19,463
and before you know it, you'll be back
in that rut again feeling fine.

1333
01:11:19,563 --> 01:11:21,813
- It won't be the same rut.
- Oh, yes it will.

1334
01:11:21,913 --> 01:11:24,892
- As soon as you get back home you'll...
- Harry, I...

1335
01:11:24,992 --> 01:11:26,372
I've been through a lot today.

1336
01:11:26,472 --> 01:11:28,491
How about stopping someplace
for a drink, huh?

1337
01:11:28,591 --> 01:11:29,973
Just one for the road.

1338
01:11:30,073 --> 01:11:32,391
- All right, but just one.
- Yeah, yeah.

1339
01:11:34,192 --> 01:11:36,292
There's a place.
Looks kinda friendly.

1340
01:11:53,693 --> 01:11:56,164
Hey, did I tell you tonight's
my anniversary?

1341
01:11:56,264 --> 01:11:58,265
- Yeah, pal, forty times.
- Right.

1342
01:11:58,365 --> 01:12:00,392
That's why you're going home
and celebrate with Amy.

1343
01:12:00,492 --> 01:12:02,912
- That's why we bought her the roses.
- But I can't go home.

1344
01:12:03,012 --> 01:12:05,461
I've been fired.
Did I tell you I've been fired, Harry?

1345
01:12:05,561 --> 01:12:08,791
- Pete Spooner told me and I told you.
- That is correct.

1346
01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:10,423
I've been fired.

1347
01:12:10,523 --> 01:12:12,393
I had to answer that telephone.

1348
01:12:13,594 --> 01:12:17,292
What are you shaking your heads for,
you would have answered it too.

1349
01:12:17,392 --> 01:12:18,912
Easy, pal, take it easy.

1350
01:12:19,012 --> 01:12:20,841
Easy, easy, pal.

1351
01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:28,242
Well, I guess we oughta stop for gas.

1352
01:12:28,342 --> 01:12:29,992
Buy me a glass. I'll drink it.

1353
01:12:30,793 --> 01:12:32,691
Buy me a glass, I'll drink it.

1354
01:12:40,891 --> 01:12:42,590
- It's long distance.
- Thanks.

1355
01:12:43,591 --> 01:12:45,970
Hello.
Yes, this is Mr. Spooner.

1356
01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:48,290
Oh, hello, Harry!

1357
01:12:48,391 --> 01:12:49,691
Yeah.

1358
01:12:50,392 --> 01:12:52,490
Bill?
No!

1359
01:12:53,291 --> 01:12:54,341
Yeah.

1360
01:12:54,441 --> 01:12:55,362
Yeah.

1361
01:12:55,462 --> 01:12:57,342
Yeah, yeah, that's a great idea.

1362
01:12:57,443 --> 01:13:00,743
Don't worry. You can count on me.
I'll spread the word around.

1363
01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,644
Okay, bye.

1364
01:13:11,945 --> 01:13:13,311
Well, thanks a lot, Harry.

1365
01:13:13,411 --> 01:13:16,512
Remember, Bill, be very gay and happy
and don't tell Amy a thing.

1366
01:13:16,612 --> 01:13:18,492
Right!
Trust me.

1367
01:13:33,293 --> 01:13:34,994
Happy Anniversary, mother!

1368
01:13:35,094 --> 01:13:37,695
- Children, come on upstairs.
- Go on upstairs, children.

1369
01:13:37,795 --> 01:13:39,991
Hi, Tommy.
Phyl, how are the bogs?

1370
01:13:40,091 --> 01:13:41,431
Good old Phyl.

1371
01:13:42,932 --> 01:13:45,532
Amy, these are for you.

1372
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:47,711
Hiya, Mother.

1373
01:13:47,811 --> 01:13:49,312
How about a little celebration?

1374
01:13:49,412 --> 01:13:52,550
Seems to me you've done
your celebrating. Overdone it.

1375
01:13:52,650 --> 01:13:54,990
Mother, it's our anniversary!

1376
01:13:55,191 --> 01:13:56,281
Thank you, lady.

1377
01:13:56,381 --> 01:13:58,481
- Hi, glad to see you.
- How do you do?

1378
01:13:58,581 --> 01:14:00,682
- I'll let you know tomorrow.
- Do that!

1379
01:14:00,782 --> 01:14:02,189
- Good night.
- Good night.

1380
01:14:03,290 --> 01:14:04,390
Good night.

1381
01:14:05,491 --> 01:14:07,189
Now, what was that?

1382
01:14:07,590 --> 01:14:11,110
That was number 8.
There was a string quartet here last night.

1383
01:14:11,210 --> 01:14:13,410
- Too bad you missed it.
- Too bad we can't have them tonight...

1384
01:14:13,510 --> 01:14:16,810
...we could have a celebration.
Come on, Mother, let's have a celebration.

1385
01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:20,810
- Phil, where have you been?
Secret. Harry told me not to tell you.

1386
01:14:20,910 --> 01:14:22,810
- Oh, so Harry was in on it.
- Oh, sure!

1387
01:14:22,910 --> 01:14:26,291
Well, if it hadn't been for Harry I would...
Ohhh no, you don't!

1388
01:14:26,391 --> 01:14:29,509
Oh, no, you're not gonna trick me.
You're not...

1389
01:14:29,609 --> 01:14:34,211
Well, if it isn't the old five-way
wire recorder,

1390
01:14:34,311 --> 01:14:38,010
air-conditioner, incubator, bar!
Hey, this is pretty good.

1391
01:14:38,110 --> 01:14:41,711
Come on, Mother, let's have a libation.
You name it and I'll dish it out.

1392
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,792
I don't want anything... Father.

1393
01:14:43,892 --> 01:14:47,293
You don't want anything, Father?
What, you want me to drink alone?

1394
01:14:47,393 --> 01:14:48,554
Happy anniversary!

1395
01:14:48,654 --> 01:14:51,610
Why, Leslie, come on in.
I need a drinking partner.

1396
01:14:51,710 --> 01:14:53,810
Sorry, old boy, my stomach.
The duck.

1397
01:14:53,910 --> 01:14:55,130
Congratulations, however.

1398
01:14:55,230 --> 01:14:57,970
Well, this is a fine party.
I got a couple of...

1399
01:14:58,070 --> 01:15:00,650
t... to... toteetalers on my hand.

1400
01:15:03,051 --> 01:15:05,689
Rather an inauspicious moment,
wouldn't you say?

1401
01:15:05,789 --> 01:15:08,470
Very.
I doubt if he could even see it.

1402
01:15:09,189 --> 01:15:11,472
Well, we might as well go ahead
and get it over with.

1403
01:15:11,572 --> 01:15:14,073
Get what over with?
What are you two jabbering about?

1404
01:15:14,173 --> 01:15:16,773
Mr. Lawrence, we have
a nice little surprise for you.

1405
01:15:16,873 --> 01:15:18,429
Fine, I love surprises.

1406
01:15:18,529 --> 01:15:20,639
Well, if you'll just stand over here
for a moment.

1407
01:15:20,739 --> 01:15:22,290
Just about there will do.

1408
01:15:22,390 --> 01:15:25,009
Now then.
Are we ready?

1409
01:15:25,109 --> 01:15:26,189
Fire!

1410
01:15:28,188 --> 01:15:29,988
Ravishing, don't you think?

1411
01:15:30,589 --> 01:15:32,488
I think I'd better sit down.

1412
01:15:34,489 --> 01:15:35,689
Bill!

1413
01:15:36,188 --> 01:15:39,188
- Heavens!
- What happened?

1414
01:15:39,289 --> 01:15:40,989
Oh, Bill!

1415
01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:44,489
- What's that thing?
- That thing, Mr. Lawrence, is your chair.

1416
01:15:44,589 --> 01:15:46,890
It needed to be cut down,
so I cut it down.

1417
01:15:46,990 --> 01:15:49,590
You cut it down?
You cut my favorite chair...

1418
01:15:49,691 --> 01:15:51,609
For what?
What am I, a midget?

1419
01:15:51,709 --> 01:15:53,849
Now, don't get excited, Mr. Lawrence.
It was completely wrong.

1420
01:15:53,949 --> 01:15:56,468
- It threw the whole room off balance.
- Threw it off balance, eh? Why you!

1421
01:15:56,568 --> 01:15:58,289
Bill, really!

1422
01:15:58,389 --> 01:16:00,709
What?
What did I do?

1423
01:16:00,809 --> 01:16:02,189
You let him ruin my favorite chair

1424
01:16:02,289 --> 01:16:04,459
and he changes the den
into a funeral parlor

1425
01:16:04,559 --> 01:16:06,640
and puts the whole house turpsy-torvy...

1426
01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:08,009
and then you stick up for him!

1427
01:16:08,109 --> 01:16:10,209
Yes, I stick up for him
because you're wrong.

1428
01:16:10,309 --> 01:16:12,609
You stay out all night,
goodness knows where,

1429
01:16:12,709 --> 01:16:14,590
come home drunk, insult Leslie!

1430
01:16:14,690 --> 01:16:16,191
You ought to apologize to him!

1431
01:16:16,291 --> 01:16:17,909
- Me apologize to him?
- Yes, yes!

1432
01:16:18,009 --> 01:16:19,690
I ought to throw him off balance!

1433
01:16:19,790 --> 01:16:22,871
- That's what I...
- I wouldn't advise that in your condition.

1434
01:16:22,971 --> 01:16:24,191
Come on, come on!

1435
01:16:24,892 --> 01:16:29,892
Now, all together.
Happy Anniversary to you!

1436
01:16:29,993 --> 01:16:33,193
Happy Anniversary to you!

1437
01:16:33,293 --> 01:16:37,593
Happy Anniversary dear Bill and Amy!

1438
01:16:37,694 --> 01:16:40,394
Happy Anniversary...

1439
01:16:40,495 --> 01:16:43,695
to you.

1440
01:17:08,796 --> 01:17:11,217
Oh, you're awake, Bill, good.

1441
01:17:11,317 --> 01:17:13,798
- What time is it?
- Twelve o'clock. How are you feeling?

1442
01:17:13,998 --> 01:17:16,198
I know what you mean.
Here.

1443
01:17:18,599 --> 01:17:20,200
Well, it's all over, Harry.

1444
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:23,500
- What is?
- Everything, my job, Amy.

1445
01:17:23,601 --> 01:17:25,742
And that singing.
Whose idea was that?

1446
01:17:25,842 --> 01:17:30,243
- Well, Bill, I thought it might help.
- Uh-huh, well, just do me a favor.

1447
01:17:30,343 --> 01:17:32,788
You know, Harry,
just don't help me anymore.

1448
01:17:32,888 --> 01:17:35,688
I see what you mean.
You'll feel better when you get cleaned up.

1449
01:17:35,788 --> 01:17:37,588
- Got a razor in there?
- I don't know.

1450
01:17:43,889 --> 01:17:45,989
Fine job of packing, huh?

1451
01:17:59,389 --> 01:18:00,989
Wait for me, please.

1452
01:18:02,390 --> 01:18:04,791
Hello. Is your father at home?

1453
01:18:04,891 --> 01:18:06,622
- No, ma'am.
- Your mother?

1454
01:18:06,722 --> 01:18:08,146
She is.

1455
01:18:08,347 --> 01:18:11,648
- Is that for us?
- Yes, it is.

1456
01:18:11,748 --> 01:18:14,337
I don't think we're taking
anything anymore.

1457
01:18:14,437 --> 01:18:15,687
Oh?

1458
01:18:19,988 --> 01:18:21,489
Hello, Mrs. Lawrence.

1459
01:18:21,589 --> 01:18:24,889
- My husband isn't here.
- May I come in, please?

1460
01:18:25,190 --> 01:18:26,890
- Certainly.
- Thank you.

1461
01:18:28,391 --> 01:18:30,091
Tommy, you run along
and play, dear.

1462
01:18:32,592 --> 01:18:34,243
I have the portrait here.

1463
01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:36,424
Oh, so there is a portrait.

1464
01:18:36,524 --> 01:18:39,065
Yes, and I hope that you will like it.

1465
01:18:39,165 --> 01:18:41,996
I don't think it matters very much
whether I like it or not.

1466
01:18:42,096 --> 01:18:45,227
Oh, I think when you see it
you will change your mind.

1467
01:18:45,327 --> 01:18:47,497
And you will find that you like it.

1468
01:18:49,498 --> 01:18:51,147
- It's of me!
- Yes.

1469
01:18:51,247 --> 01:18:54,687
Bill wanted to surprise you.
He wanted to give it to you himself.

1470
01:18:54,787 --> 01:18:56,817
But when I went to the Woodruff
store to find him

1471
01:18:56,917 --> 01:18:59,287
they told me he does not work
there any longer.

1472
01:18:59,588 --> 01:19:01,185
Yes, that's true.

1473
01:19:01,286 --> 01:19:05,137
- Will Bill be home soon?
- I wouldn't know.

1474
01:19:05,237 --> 01:19:07,086
I doubt it.

1475
01:19:07,487 --> 01:19:10,585
Oh, so it is like that, is it?

1476
01:19:11,186 --> 01:19:13,086
Yes, I'm afraid it is.

1477
01:19:13,887 --> 01:19:16,676
Thank you so much for the portrait.
It's really very nice.

1478
01:19:16,776 --> 01:19:18,486
I'm glad you like it.

1479
01:19:18,687 --> 01:19:22,087
It is not difficult to paint
such a beautiful face.

1480
01:19:22,288 --> 01:19:23,686
Thank you.

1481
01:19:23,786 --> 01:19:25,127
- Won't you...
- No, I have to go...

1482
01:19:25,227 --> 01:19:28,387
my plane leaves in half an hour
and my taxi is waiting.

1483
01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:31,106
You don't know where Bill is?

1484
01:19:31,206 --> 01:19:33,936
No, Mrs. Lawrence.
You were wrong about Bill.

1485
01:19:34,036 --> 01:19:35,917
I was a little wrong myself.

1486
01:19:36,017 --> 01:19:39,206
- Were you?
- Yes. He is very much in love with you.

1487
01:19:39,306 --> 01:19:41,885
I would think carefully
before you let him go.

1488
01:19:41,985 --> 01:19:44,727
To be truthful, if I thought
you were going to be so foolish...

1489
01:19:44,827 --> 01:19:47,287
I might not catch that train at all.

1490
01:19:48,088 --> 01:19:50,819
Good-bye, Miss Jones.
And thank you again.

1491
01:19:50,919 --> 01:19:52,289
Not at all.

1492
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:57,790
- Mrs. Lawrence.
- Yes, Leslie.

1493
01:19:57,991 --> 01:19:59,892
You'll be very sorry to hear
that I'm leaving.

1494
01:19:59,992 --> 01:20:03,086
For my work I require an atmosphere
of rhythm and harmony.

1495
01:20:03,186 --> 01:20:05,985
What happened last night
has completely shattered me.

1496
01:20:06,286 --> 01:20:08,657
Why, Hilda darling.
You're here!

1497
01:20:08,757 --> 01:20:11,586
Is that your taxi?
Good, you may drive me to the station.

1498
01:20:11,686 --> 01:20:14,907
Good-bye, my dear.
You have my deepest sympathy.

1499
01:20:15,007 --> 01:20:16,287
Good-bye.

1500
01:20:35,887 --> 01:20:37,228
- How do you do?
- Yes?

1501
01:20:37,328 --> 01:20:40,455
Pritchard is my name, of the law firm of
Hammerhill, Pritchard and Scofield,

1502
01:20:40,555 --> 01:20:42,135
I've come to see Mr. Lawrence.

1503
01:20:42,636 --> 01:20:43,955
- He isn't here.
- Yes, I know,

1504
01:20:44,055 --> 01:20:46,105
I talked with Mr. Summers
at the newspaper office

1505
01:20:46,205 --> 01:20:48,386
Mr. Lawrence is on his way home.
May I wait?

1506
01:20:48,486 --> 01:20:51,184
- Of course. Won't you come in?
- Thank you.

1507
01:20:53,285 --> 01:20:54,485
Right in there.

1508
01:20:57,586 --> 01:21:00,285
Excuse me, I'll get this
out of your way.

1509
01:21:00,385 --> 01:21:01,984
It's perfectly all right.

1510
01:21:03,785 --> 01:21:06,364
Why does he want to see Daddy?
Are you and Daddy really going to...

1511
01:21:06,464 --> 01:21:08,247
- Children, go on upstairs.
- But I want to find out...

1512
01:21:08,347 --> 01:21:10,668
Then there's no question.
Just do as I say, run along.

1513
01:21:10,768 --> 01:21:11,948
Run along, Tommy.

1514
01:21:12,849 --> 01:21:14,770
Which one will you choose,
Mother or Dad?

1515
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,451
I'm not going to choose anybody.

1516
01:21:16,551 --> 01:21:19,172
I'm going to stay right here.
I like it here.

1517
01:21:19,272 --> 01:21:22,952
- What's the matter with everybody?
- Oh, I don't know, Tommy.

1518
01:21:27,953 --> 01:21:30,184
Hello, Amy.
Mind if I come in?

1519
01:21:32,185 --> 01:21:35,325
Most of the stuff I packed is Tommy's,
I want to get my own.

1520
01:21:35,425 --> 01:21:38,885
Go right ahead.
Mr. Pritchard the lawyer's waiting.

1521
01:21:42,186 --> 01:21:43,585
All right, Amy.

1522
01:21:45,886 --> 01:21:47,784
- Mr. Pritchard.
- How do you do, Mr. Lawrence?

1523
01:21:47,884 --> 01:21:50,183
I think we'd better close these doors.

1524
01:21:51,584 --> 01:21:53,284
You'll excuse us?

1525
01:21:54,585 --> 01:21:57,883
I represent the firm of
Hammerhill, Pritchard and Scofield.

1526
01:21:57,983 --> 01:21:59,182
attorneys at law.

1527
01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:01,384
Whatever my wife told you is true,
Mr. Pritchard,

1528
01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:03,004
and I'm not going to contest anything.

1529
01:22:03,104 --> 01:22:05,404
I just hope you're not used to big fees
because this is one time...

1530
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:06,604
Please, Mr. Lawrence...

1531
01:22:06,704 --> 01:22:08,985
All right, just say what you gotta say
and get it over with, huh?

1532
01:22:09,085 --> 01:22:11,083
Don't expect me to be calm about it.

1533
01:22:11,183 --> 01:22:13,704
Mr. Lawrence, I don't know
what domestic difficulties you're having...

1534
01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:15,584
nor can I be of any assistance to you.

1535
01:22:15,684 --> 01:22:18,083
That is not a branch of the law
with which I am familiar

1536
01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:20,704
nor have I any inclination
in that direction.

1537
01:22:20,804 --> 01:22:24,823
I'm here solely in behalf of my client,
Mr. Franklin Lasswell Morgan.

1538
01:22:24,923 --> 01:22:25,884
Mister who?

1539
01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:27,984
Franklin Lasswell Morgan.

1540
01:22:28,785 --> 01:22:30,004
Flick.

1541
01:22:30,104 --> 01:22:32,704
- Flick Morgan?
- Precisely. My client.

1542
01:22:32,804 --> 01:22:35,534
Well, what's that cheap crook
done with my diamond ring?

1543
01:22:35,634 --> 01:22:39,355
Unfortunately, in Mr. Morgan's
hasty departure the other day,

1544
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:41,956
the ring, which was not a perfect fit,
slipped off his finger.

1545
01:22:42,056 --> 01:22:43,637
In short, it was lost.

1546
01:22:43,737 --> 01:22:44,658
In short, that's great.

1547
01:22:44,758 --> 01:22:48,144
However, Mr. Morgan is not only
an honorable man, but also a grateful man...

1548
01:22:48,244 --> 01:22:51,664
and he feels that in view of your
praiseworthy behavior in his behalf...

1549
01:22:51,764 --> 01:22:53,249
- Me?
- Oh, don't be modest,

1550
01:22:53,349 --> 01:22:56,230
Mr. Morgan is quite aware
of your refusal to implicate him.

1551
01:22:56,330 --> 01:22:59,431
We have certain friends
who have told us the whole story.

1552
01:22:59,531 --> 01:23:02,553
And Mr. Morgan wants you to know
that even though the ring has been lost...

1553
01:23:02,653 --> 01:23:04,703
...the loss is his own.
In short, Mr. Lawrence,

1554
01:23:04,803 --> 01:23:06,483
you have made a sale.

1555
01:23:06,583 --> 01:23:09,273
- You don't mind being paid in cash...
- In cash?

1556
01:23:09,373 --> 01:23:12,853
Oh, it's quite cool. You need have
no worry about spending this money.

1557
01:23:13,954 --> 01:23:15,754
Let's see now...

1558
01:23:27,455 --> 01:23:29,582
Hello, Amy.
I understand Bill's back.

1559
01:23:29,682 --> 01:23:31,782
- Yes.
- I'd like to talk to him.

1560
01:23:32,083 --> 01:23:35,084
Come in. He's busy,
but you can wait in the dining room.

1561
01:23:35,184 --> 01:23:36,284
Thank you.

1562
01:23:50,885 --> 01:23:52,253
Good day, Mrs. Lawrence.

1563
01:23:52,353 --> 01:23:53,982
I think you'd better take a look
at your husband.

1564
01:23:54,082 --> 01:23:56,282
He appears to be in a state
of acute shock.

1565
01:23:56,382 --> 01:23:57,764
Good day.

1566
01:23:58,665 --> 01:24:00,466
Good day, Mr. Pritchard.

1567
01:24:00,566 --> 01:24:01,883
Hey, Amy.

1568
01:24:01,983 --> 01:24:05,302
- Look. $5.000!
- Where did you get it?

1569
01:24:05,402 --> 01:24:08,103
Uh... Flick Morgan, a Chicago racketeer

1570
01:24:08,203 --> 01:24:10,304
- What for?
- I don't know.

1571
01:24:10,404 --> 01:24:12,803
- I think I kept the code.
- The code?

1572
01:24:12,903 --> 01:24:16,204
Honey, do you realize what this means?
We can use this to take care of the taxes.

1573
01:24:16,304 --> 01:24:18,403
We'd get back on our feet again.
We're out of the woods, honey.

1574
01:24:18,503 --> 01:24:20,881
All the time I thought that fellow
was your lawyer.

1575
01:24:20,981 --> 01:24:22,902
And I thought he was your lawyer.

1576
01:24:23,002 --> 01:24:24,533
You thought he was my lawyer
and I thought he was...

1577
01:24:24,633 --> 01:24:26,583
- Amy!
- Bill!

1578
01:24:26,984 --> 01:24:29,102
- Well, what do you want?
- I want to talk to you.

1579
01:24:29,202 --> 01:24:31,222
- Well, I don't want to talk to you!
- Oh now, look, Bill...

1580
01:24:31,322 --> 01:24:33,072
what I told the police was just a joke.

1581
01:24:33,172 --> 01:24:35,081
A joke, huh?
That's your idea of a joke!

1582
01:24:35,181 --> 01:24:36,481
Well, this is mine!

1583
01:24:36,602 --> 01:24:37,782
Oh, Bill!

1584
01:24:39,883 --> 01:24:41,982
Oh, good heavens!
I'd better get some smelling salts.

1585
01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:43,581
The phone, dear, the phone!

1586
01:24:49,682 --> 01:24:50,683
Hello!

1587
01:24:50,783 --> 01:24:52,262
Look, Bill, I want to tip you off.

1588
01:24:52,362 --> 01:24:55,282
You can hold Woodruff up for a raise.
He's on his way over to your place.

1589
01:24:55,482 --> 01:24:58,382
Yeah, you've got the job.
Vice-president!

1590
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:01,881
Freddie? He lasted one day.

1591
01:25:04,582 --> 01:25:06,180
Mr. Woodruff.

1592
01:25:06,581 --> 01:25:07,681
Mr. Woodruff!

1593
01:25:13,982 --> 01:25:15,073
Here, Mr. Woodruff.

1594
01:25:15,173 --> 01:25:17,081
Here, Mr. Woodruff, come on.

1595
01:25:17,181 --> 01:25:19,072
Up you come.
Here, smell this.

1596
01:25:19,172 --> 01:25:20,972
Smell it... come on!

1597
01:25:23,473 --> 01:25:24,681
Bill!

1598
01:25:24,882 --> 01:25:28,182
Bill! What in the world
happened to you, honey?

1599
01:25:29,183 --> 01:25:32,384
Bill, Bill, wake up, baby.
Here, smell this.

1600
01:25:32,484 --> 01:25:35,584
Smell it! That's right.
That's the way...

1601
01:25:39,284 --> 01:25:41,101
Amy! Amy!

1602
01:25:41,201 --> 01:25:42,402
Bill, how did you make out?

1603
01:25:42,502 --> 01:25:44,383
Pack the trunks, honey.
We got three weeks' vacation.

1604
01:25:44,483 --> 01:25:46,571
No, how on earth did you make it?

1605
01:25:46,671 --> 01:25:50,362
I put my foot down, I said,
A.J. I've got to have two weeks' vacation or!

1606
01:25:50,462 --> 01:25:51,651
- Or what?
- I never got that far.

1607
01:25:51,751 --> 01:25:53,381
He said, Bill...
He calls me Bill now...

1608
01:25:53,481 --> 01:25:55,080
He said, Bill, take three.

1609
01:25:55,180 --> 01:25:57,341
- Oh, now we can take that trip to New York.
- No, no, no...

1610
01:25:57,441 --> 01:25:59,101
We're going someplace where
there's no telephone,

1611
01:25:59,201 --> 01:26:01,801
no radio, no modern conveniences,
except, of course,

1612
01:26:01,901 --> 01:26:03,538
for a few of the old-fashioned ones.

1613
01:26:04,382 --> 01:26:06,179
- What's that?
- I don't know.

1614
01:26:06,780 --> 01:26:07,980
Hello.

1615
01:26:08,181 --> 01:26:09,841
Yes, this is William Lawrence.

1616
01:26:09,941 --> 01:26:12,381
This is the Federal Broadcasting System,
Mr. Lawrence,

1617
01:26:12,481 --> 01:26:15,981
Will you be home tonight
between 9 and 10 o'clock to listen to...

1618
01:26:17,382 --> 01:26:18,682
What?

1619
01:26:20,783 --> 01:26:21,981
What did he say?

1620
01:26:22,081 --> 01:26:24,411
Next time you get any
bright ideas like that

1621
01:26:24,511 --> 01:26:26,381
you make your own telephone call.

1622
01:26:26,882 --> 01:26:28,301
And you too!

1623
01:26:28,401 --> 01:26:32,381
- And furthermore, you can...
- Bill, really!

1624
01:26:32,682 --> 01:26:34,382
Honey.

1625
01:26:39,383 --> 01:26:42,683
See, Phyllis, I told you
everything would be all right.